Pastor says he took pictures of Heaven — but lost them

[left-of-center2012]

Proof of Heaven was just one selfie away, says South African pastor Mostsoeneng Mboro, until thieves scuttled his plan to show it to the world by stealing his smartphone.

Originally, Mboro was offering to show people the pictures for a small fee of about $340 ...
This landed him in hot water with the law, so he decided he’d post them to Facebook for free. That was before meddling thieves at a car wash stole his phone — and his pictures of heaven.

“The pictures were really there, I saw them. We suspect one of the boys washing the Prophet’s car took the phone. But they all denied taking it ...

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/04/pastor-says-he-took-pictures-of-heaven-but-lost-them-when-his-phone-was-stolen/

[Journeyman]

1. Reminded me of this, Mel Brooks as Moses. . .

[pinboy3niner]

2. The dog also ate his homework

[NightWatcher]

3. Reminds me of the founding of Mormonism.

He should just say he's not allowed to show them off but he can tell you about them...for a price.

[2naSalit]

4. +1!

[Arugula Latte]

11. Yep. My first thought.

Hey -- it's Religion! No one needs any proof of anything! Oh, and you need to respect all these cockamamie stories. Because it's Religion! And Faith is oh so important! It's way better than facts and reason and evidence and logic!

[SwankyXomb]

5. OF COURSE he lost them.

[yortsed snacilbuper]

6. It works for me!

[flying rabbit]

7. Who hasn't this happened to?

Pesky thieves.

[sufrommich]

8. It worked for the Mormons,why not this guy? nt

[bluedigger]

9. I figured this was going to be a cloud storage bashing post.

I don't know where the hell Windows 10 is sending my pics half the time.

[sarisataka]

12. Heaven

Obviously. It's where the clouds are.

[Archae]

10. This same "minister" showed a video of himself walking on air...

Except the shadows of the two guys holding him up can clearly be seen.

He also has a tendency to make passes at ladies in his "church."

[Vinca]

13. Shame. He would've made a fortune on ebay. LOL.