"Sorry you're dying, Honey. Just sign this." . . . Please come CAPTION Newt Gingrich!!!

[skip fox]

Newt ("Truth is boring&quot Gingrich is saying: "Well, Sean, the way I see it, I'd bring the Trump ticket a whole lot! I can work well with many others for a common positive goal. I have great intellectual gifts that allow me to make predictions nobody else has even thought of. My ethical standards are highly acclaimed. . . . Heck, and that's not even to mention my profound personal loyalty."




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Above CAPTION based on the following Huffington Post story:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/newt-gingrich-donald-trump-vice-president_us_573a157ce4b060aa781ae3a4

[Cosmic Kitten]

1. "I was bi-partisan with Bill Clinton on privatizing Social Security"

Is that how we play?
Did I win?

[skip fox]

2. You did well.

[dembotoz]

3. got my vote casue that is what i was going to say

[Johonny]

4. It's important to remember to address me by my preferred name Newt Senator of the moon Gingrich

While the race to the white house is important, it's less important for us moon dwelling people such as myself. What really concerns me is that we're working too hard to consider voting rights of Americans in American territories, Washington DC, and in states oppressing basic voting rights, and not enough time giving the people of the moon the vote. Who needs a senator more Sean the moon or the people of DC? I think we know the answer.

[Mendocino]

5. "She turned me into a newt

...but I never got better"