Here is our chance DU: Create a recipe for Trump Chicken...

[NeoGreen]

Let's develop a recipe for the ages...i.e. Eggs Benedict...or Vichyssoise...

Would it even require chicken?...

[oioioi]

1. It will be a vegetarian dish, since it's not even real chicken

[NeoGreen]

2. My thought is that whatever it is, it should be topped with...

...saffron linguine..or something similar.

[truebluegreen]

3. It would be inedible.

Half-baked with a rancid cream sauce, fortified with toxic waste and topped off with a dash of rat poison.

[Jester Messiah]

4. Just go to Panda Express and order the Orange Chicken! n/t

[hobbit709]

5. It will probably come out looking like this.

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[PJMcK]

6. It'll be the greatest chicken

It's just unbelievable what's happening in our kitchens. You wouldn't believe it. Look, if you want to know what real chicken is, do you want to know what a real chicken is? I’ll tell you. First of all the word chick is part of it, by the way, I love chicks. It’s probably my favorite word, no it is my favorite food. You know what, it’s probably more like the other food but with a lot of greatness behind it. A lot.

If I’m being honest, I mean, if I’m being honest. I like a lot of chicken. Except for Marco Rubio, now he’s a chicken that I don’t like. Though, I probably shouldn’t say that. He’s a nice guy but he’s like, chicken and eggs on and on, like that. He’s like a KFC! You know what I mean? He’s like a KFC. I don’t know. I mean, you know.


So, we have all these chickens, and we can cook them and eat them and sell them. FRY them even. Did you know that? We can fry them OR bake them, they don’t tell you that, and I’ll tell you, no one is better at the cooking of chicken than me. You wouldn’t believe it. So, we’re gonna be the best on chicken, believe me.


(Apologies to Mr. George Takei)

[NeoGreen]

7. How about...

...

1) Take two chicken halves and rinse with gold flake infused glacier melt water..
2) Place one chicken half on a gold platter, garnish with jalapeño peppers and humus then set aside on warm counter
3) Place 2nd chicken half on a oven proof plate sprinkle with California drought dust
4) Place 2nd chicken half in oven, set to broil for one primary cycle
5) After primaries are over, knock peppers and humus to the floor, place 2nd chicken on gold platter
6) Top both chickens with saffron linguine
7) When serving, throw the entire plate against nearest opponent
8) Eat what sticks

[Scuba]

8. Trump Chicken consists of right wings and assholes.

[Zorra]

9. DU's Official Infamous Chicken Thread Archives:

Hopefully, these will hatch some great recipe ideas for Trump Chicken, and fine Trump Roast as well.

First, Skinner's historic thread regarding the posting of chicken threads, June 22, 2005:

Please, no more threads about chicken.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=3499154

What the Lounge needs now is a FRIED CHICKEN FLAMEWAR!!!!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3489714

Pizza should not have chicken or pineapples on it.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3486939

I don't like fried chicken
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=3496148

I don't like raw chicken
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3496240

I *love* chicken tartare (from nothingshocksmeanymore...*thigh*)
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3496291

I don't like the San Diego Chicken
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3496304

I'm eating a boneless chicken!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3496404

I do not like frog legs.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3496363

I *love* chicken sashimi!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3496280

Have you seen this chicken?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3497146

Go You Chicken Fat, Go
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3496559

I don't like fried eggs
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3496315

The official favorite DU chicken thread:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018169621

With so many threads about chicken...
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3497713

With all this chicken controversy...
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3498125

Why are all threads containing the word "chicken" being locked?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3498264

Do my eyes deceive me, or do I see a moratorium on chicken threads?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3496518

Gratuitious Chicken Thread
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2511909

Can we have fried chicken threads now, let the chicken wars begin.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php/www.leftyblogs.com/cgi-bin/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9842044

The best fried chicken
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018671649