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No word on how many pairs of animals were lost.
https://gcaptain.com/noahs-ark-crashes-into-coast-guard-vessel-you-read-that-right/
They never show the tires hanging on the side of the ark/barge in the movies. But, you know, in the Bible, Noah didn't get drunk until after the flood was over with.
DreamGypsy
(2,252 posts)The Ark is now owned by the Ark of Noah Foundation, which was planning on bringing the educational vessel across the Atlantic to Rio de Janeiro for the Olympic Games this summer.
Media reports said there were no animals on board when the collision occurred.
Funny I don't recall the biblical accounts of Noah's fairy tale ark mentioning that the it had clear window coverings or a metal roof. I thought it was entirely made of gopherwood.
Bucky
(54,041 posts)What Noah said was, "God told me to build an ark big enough to hold two of every species. Ham, Shem, Japhet... go fer wood!"
Fumesucker
(45,851 posts)Yeah, I know what Cosby is but that is still a funny line and it seems appropriate here.
baldguy
(36,649 posts)The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,829 posts)A HERETIC I AM
(24,376 posts)Iggo
(47,564 posts)God, I miss that guy.
A HERETIC I AM
(24,376 posts)Here's a full show of his. 50 plus minutes of
Constant giggles!
https://m.
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Adrahil
(13,340 posts)Scientific
(314 posts)Why do athiests hate Noah's Ark?
SCantiGOP
(13,873 posts)Fumesucker
(45,851 posts)Captain, we've been rammed by an ark?
A what?
An ark, captain, a ship full of beasts.
Lieutenant if you mean a cruise ship why not just say it?
immoderate
(20,885 posts)--imm
spanone
(135,861 posts)Mendocino
(7,504 posts)the Exxon Valdez.
Gidney N Cloyd
(19,846 posts)Kaleva
(36,328 posts)Bucky
(54,041 posts)As for the other one... well, it was a long journey
Mendocino
(7,504 posts)ROSE...JACK....ROSE.....JACK
kentauros
(29,414 posts)yellowcanine
(35,701 posts)Monk06
(7,675 posts)Yupster
(14,308 posts)and swat them.
NBachers
(17,135 posts)Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)Kip Humphrey
(4,753 posts)JustABozoOnThisBus
(23,362 posts)... and the Coastie boat would be toast!