"Weird Willard" Romney says "Yes I can!"
"Weird Willard" Romney says yes I can:
- strap my dog to the top of my car.
- cut someone else's hair if I don't like how it looks
- avoid military service while pushing for war
- have my kids avoid military service while pushing for war.
- love to fire people
- let people know I am a common man by showing how I am out of work
- let people know I am a common man by keeping my bets down to $10,000
- pretend I am a cop when I want to have some fun. And really pull people over.
- counsel a woman to die rather than terminate her pregnancy
- walk a blind person into wall because it is funny
- have houses in 4 states, yet claim I live in the basement of my son's house in Mass. so I can vote there
- build a giant house that will block others views of the ocean
- deny I had anything to do with a health care bill I championed earlier
- claim that destroying jobs and companies and sending jobs to China is good training to be president.
- change positions on nearly everything every day and then claim I have always held those positions.
YES I CAN!
Has there ever been a better candidate for president or dog catcher than Weird Willard?