"God works in mysterious ways, but evolution isn't one of them." Come CAPTION Michele Bachmann!

[skip fox]

Michele ("Hubby likes male strippers; he says it's our highest art form.&quot Bachmann is saying:"Well, Wolff, it's a real honor to be named at the very top of Trump's Evangelical Executive Advisory Board. The first thing I'm going to suggest is that he picks a God-fearing candidate for Vice President, maybe a former political person from an upper mid-Western state, . . . maybe even a woman. . . . Then I'll encourage President Trump to bring God into the Cabinet! . . . Well, I might have to sit in and interpret for Him, but He'll be well represented. . . . Then . . ."

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Above CAPTION based on the following story linked at DU:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10141496757

[Johonny]

1. Wolf, I had to explain to Trump that you don't beg evangelical christian leaders for money

Money begging goes very much the other way. If he wants our...Gods support then he needs to give unto himself to the Lord and the Lord these days works through us. We want cash or gold, checks and credit cards don't cut it. He wants Jehovah God's love and it will take dough ray me to get it.

Did leaders ask Donald about his Christian moral values, I know many people are concerned about his lack of hating gay people enough and his multiple wives...

Wolf, I can assure you he has billions in Christian value and that kind of value is worth a lot to us...God.

[underpants]

3. He made us come to him but he put us up in his hotel

and he's right, those Taco Bowls are hella good.

[Johonny]

4. Taco Bowl-It's like they've built a wall of deliciousness around your taco!

[underpants]

2. We need to put God in the cabinet

That's what my husband said...at least I think that's what he said, it was hard to hear him because he was in the closet.