Boris: Fuck it.

[Stinky The Clown]

Former London Mayor, who shares a hair stylist, speech writer, and predilection to flaming idiocy with our own DonCon has decided that he's done quite enough damage to his country, has decided not to run for Prime Minister.

I guess he just likes inciting trouble, but wants to keep his fat paws off the lever of power that plunges the UK into a shithole.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/brexit-leader-boris-johnson-rules-out-bid-to-be-next-british-pm_us_5774fc00e4b042fba1cf2e4e

[Lance Bass esquire]

1. He has the same dazed look in his eyes as Trump n/t

[gratuitous]

2. Boris "love child" Johnson

The result of a drunken night of fumbling intimacy between Donald Trump and Gary Busey.

[Stinky The Clown]

3. Ding Ding Ding

We HAVE a Winnah!!!!!

[lovemydog]

4. I think Boris Fuckit is fighting in UFC 200.

But I could be wrong. It's a pretty stacked lineup.

[pampango]

5. His vision of a "hyper-capitalist island freed from EU regulations" will need a new father or mother

from the Conservative Party. It is likely to find one.

[smirkymonkey]

6. Separated at birth?

[Wounded Bear]

7. Run away!

[meow2u3]

8. Bam Bam Rubble grown tall

Notice that I didn't say Boris "Badenov" Johnson looks like Bam Bam grown up.

[TeamPooka]

9. stirring up shit vs governing. Governing takes real work. nt