Trump is not the Earth's Zaphod Beeblebrox because...

[NeoGreen]

...Beeblebrox wasn't a racist...

Ba da bump

[kimbutgar]

1. I'm reading that book now. Saw the movie now enjoying the book.

[Mc Mike]

2. Zaphod has more class, and is less larcenous. rec nt.

[sarisataka]

3. Two differences between Trump and Zaphod

-Zaphod was a hoopy frood who knows where his towel is; Trump is not hoopy and lets other people care for his towel

- neither of Zaphod's heads is stuck up his ass; the difference with Trump is self-evident

[Xipe Totec]

4. He's Zapp Brannigan

[longship]

5. Well, Trump only has one head, and two arms.

Plus, I think Trump on Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters would be far more entertaining.

Sadly, we must endure the one-headed, two-armed, non-Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster version.

Still waiting for Marvin on his campaign staff.

(The only version of Marvin that is correct.)

[edhopper]

6. Trump

is obviously Vogon.