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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)In what may be the most serious allegation ever made against the former Secretary of State, Fox News Channel reported today that Hillary Clinton was involved in the conspiracy to murder President Abraham Lincoln.The latest charge against Mrs. Clinton was reported by Fox host Sean Hannity, who said that the evidence of her role in the Lincoln assassination came mainly in the form of e-mails.
According to Mr. Hannity, If its true that Hillary Clinton killed Lincoln, this could have a major impact on her chances in 2016.
The accusation against Mrs. Clinton drew a strong response from Sen. Lindsey Graham (R.S. Carolina): Theres been a concerted effort by Hillary Clinton to cover up her role in President Lincolns murder. She has said nothing about it. This is bigger than Watergate, the Cuban missile crisis, and the Second World War put together.
Responding to the allegation, Mrs. Clinton issued a terse statement indicating that she could not have participated in Lincolns assassination because she was born in 1947.
Thats what she wants us to believe, Sen. Graham said.
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/fox-new-evidence-hillary-killed-lincoln
Other than that, how was the play Mrs. Lincoln?
Lance Bass esquire
(671 posts)This time!!!!
Did Billo discover this when he wrote Killing Lincoln?
riversedge
(70,233 posts)Lance Bass esquire
(671 posts)I'm sure Bill and Sean have guy talk when they go to the same massage parlor for the falafel special.
riversedge
(70,233 posts)keithbvadu2
(36,809 posts)A couple of vicious dribbles from an eyedropper.
SummerSnow
(12,608 posts)leftofcool
(19,460 posts)Thinkingabout
(30,058 posts)Bill was talking to Lynch, trying to cover up this crime.
guillaumeb
(42,641 posts)Borowitz is in a class by himself.
Ilsa
(61,695 posts)Plans AND having an affair.
Anachronism? What's an anachronism?
sheshe2
(83,771 posts)1947 my ass, prove it!
madokie
(51,076 posts)trouble is I wouldn't be surprised if some of the tRump idiots won't believe it.
They flat ass Don't GET it
Journeyman
(15,031 posts)Just goes to show (something) . . .
MADem
(135,425 posts)stupid Killing Lincoln book.
IronLionZion
(45,446 posts)she must obviously be guilty beyond a reasonable doubt. There is no other explanation other than emails that will suffice.
Gothmog
(145,265 posts)Night Watchman
(743 posts)And Julius Caesar!
63splitwindow
(2,657 posts)oberliner
(58,724 posts)Instead it's just lazy and stupid.
63splitwindow
(2,657 posts)oberliner
(58,724 posts)The OP, however, I thought was weak. Andy Borowitz has done a lot better.
muntrv
(14,505 posts)lpbk2713
(42,757 posts)COLGATE4
(14,732 posts)Zambero
(8,964 posts)Hillary was known to have once driven a FORD
She attends plays such as Hamilton in a THEATRE
So there you have it: FORD THEATRE
Hillary was once seen to have dropped a copper penny featuring Lincoln's image. She never bothered to pick it up. Could this strange behavior on her part have been the direct consequence of feelings of guilt? Quite likely yes, but it also proves that guilt beyond a reasonable doubt. But yes, there are STILL liberal doubters out there.
Since Obama's birth certificate was an out-and-out forgery, why should we believe that Hillary was actually born in 1947? There are towns in the U.S. named CLINTON that go back much further than that, even before 1965 when Crooked Killary hilled Honest Abe.
Hopefully Hawn Shammity will continue to keep us well-informed as more or less facts continue to suffice.
lovemydog
(11,833 posts)by more than one person on the internet. So it must be true!