"Here, let me pour this in your ear. Don't mind the smell." . . . Come CAPTION Fox's Stuart Varney!

[skip fox]

Stuart (Cash register for a heart) Varney is saying: "And it's only appropriate that I let my viewers know just exactly why I'm against a Minimum Wage in the first place. . . . 'Minimum" means like the least possible wage you could give them. . . . Like 0-cents-an-hour. . . . Or, if you look at it right, it's like they'd have to pay you to work for you, and as appealing as that may seem, we really should draw the line somewhere, . . . and besides, like I've said, I'm with the working man on this! . . . So we don't need no stinking minimum wage, to put it in the parlance of one of your compatriots."



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Above CAPTION very loosely based on the following Crooks and Liars story:

http://crooksandliars.com/2016/07/fox-s-stuart-varney-calls-15-minimum-wage

[underpants]

1. Yes Clayton we definitely should base economic policy on what one nameless

Probably imaginary business person told you.

[Motley13]

2. Same old BS

When I started working, a long time ago, I think I made sth like $ .48 an hour, that is 48 cents.
Every time the min wage was raised, the repubs gave the same argument,"it will destroy small business & destroy jobs. "
If it had been up to the repugs , I would have retired making $ .48 an hour.

[spooky3]

6. Actually, you would never have been able to retire

If they got their way.

[dembotoz]

3. remember we had much less unemployment under slavery

and if you got folks in a camp? production miracles take place

[skip fox]

4. "And those slave owners really knew

how to keep up their equipment. . . . Hell, we wouldn't need health care or unemployment insurance or welfare . . . Why is no one thinking these things but me? . . . Do I have to do all the work around her? . . . Geez."

[skip fox]

5. S. V. is saying:

"Lou Dobbs' false teeth still make me hot. . . . When they start clicking away . . . Oh boy!"