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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)In a stunning rebuke to one of the nations oldest and most established law-enforcement agencies, House Republicans voted unanimously on Tuesday to abolish the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
Unlike most House measures, which come up for a vote only after months or even years of sluggish effort, the bill to eliminate the F.B.I. was drafted in a matter of minutes on Tuesday morning, Republican staffers confirmed.
House Speaker Paul Ryan offered no specific reason for the Republicans sudden frenzy of activity to abolish the F.B.I., but said that the Bureau represented big government at its worst.
This is an agency that, when given even the simplest task to do, cant manage to do it right, he said.
Representative Trey Gowdy of South Carolina bemoaned the F.B.I.s bloated and wasteful annual budget of eight billion dollars, which he said could easily pay for an additional eleven hundred Benghazi investigations.
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/congressional-republicans-vote-to-abolish-f-b-i
chillfactor
(7,576 posts)on a bill that will hit a brick wall.
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)"........could easily pay for an additional eleven hundred Benghazi investigations. "
Lucky Luciano
(11,257 posts)Trey could totally say that.
mountain grammy
(26,624 posts)rtracey
(2,062 posts)phenomenally funny.
liberalnarb
(4,532 posts)rurallib
(62,423 posts)down in Kansas they are trying to turn their Supreme Court into a kitchen staff.
calimary
(81,322 posts)Stonepounder
(4,033 posts)1100 more BENGHAZI !!
Helen Borg
(3,963 posts)Mr.Bill
(24,303 posts)Maybe they could include the CIA and DEA while they are at it.
Jopin Klobe
(779 posts)... that the so-called "Republican" so-called "people" ...
... are God damned egocentrically/sociopathically/White-Trash-ignorantly insane? ...
forest444
(5,902 posts)when, if you'll recall, they'd refer to the FBI as the "Federal Bureau of Integration."
The drive among the right to abolish the FBI snowballed further since Obama took office because the GOP sees the FBI as the biggest impediment to the growth of extremist groups on the far right (militias, white supremacists, and the like).
This ain't your father's Republican Party, that's for sure.
Craig234
(335 posts)When the FBI was first proposed, Congress refused to approve it, worried that it would help make the US a police state.
Like to often happens, bureaucrats found a way around that, borrowing people from other agencies to staff the positions.
Then they wait for an incident, and proclaim this new agency the best way to protect the country and politically the Congress can't refuse at that point.
Tim Weiner wrote a great history of the agency in "Enemies".
ErikJ
(6,335 posts)GeoWilliam750
(2,522 posts)AtheistCrusader
(33,982 posts)jtuck004
(15,882 posts)They seem to be doing a half-ass job with terrorism, and not protecting people against donors$ to the parties who continue to prey on homeowners.
Dump 'em and get someone worth paying our hard-earned money for.
63splitwindow
(2,657 posts)Don the Con with Twitter is like allowing a child to decide how much candy to eat on Halloween.
sakabatou
(42,158 posts)vlyons
(10,252 posts)GOP pissed that Hillary wasn't indicted in a Star chamber and burned at the stake. They are so hateful, it's easy to believe that they will do any stupid thing. hahha