An endless supply of wacko Militia wannabees, being necessary to the anxiety-driven gun-sales

[struggle4progress]

of a nervous State, the right of the crazies to keep buying Arms, shall not be infringed

[raven mad]

1. Great parody of the preamble.............. n/t

[lovemydog]

3. Not the preamble.

The Second Amendment.

It can be overturned. I know it's unlikely now. But maybe some day.

[raven mad]

4. Well, heck, I'm tired - 3 days of working on nonfunctioning plumbing!

I knew what I meant but it wasn't what I typed. At any rate, it's a terrific parody.

[lovemydog]

6. Definitely a terrific parody.

Enjoy a good weekend. Hopefully with good plumbing!

[liberalmuse]

2. The Gunstitution.

And after this, they will buy even more guns.

[raven mad]

5. Yep.

Never fails. Get scared, be an idiot, buy a gun.

[Soxfan58]

8. Then

You walk around like your a tough guy. I dare to leave my house WITHOUT firepower.

[raven mad]

7. OH! Can I borrow that?

Excellent.

[brer cat]

9. You have nailed it, s4p!