From my small town's police blotter

[JohnnyRingo]

As you can see by the highlighted items, we have big city crime here:




They should just issue a warrant for the arrest of Pikachu and send a message to these Pokemon street gangs.

[surrealAmerican]

1. They sure do want adults to "move alone".

What do they have against moving together in your town?

[JohnnyRingo]

2. I think the person who compiles the blotter...

...is an intern who writes it the same way they tweet.

Good one though.

[Travis_0004]

3. My assumptuon was ' move along'

Odd they would misspell it every time, they probably just cut and pasted it and changed the address for each one.

[2naSalit]

7. I suspect cut & paste is to blame

as well as no proofreading being done before release.

[pediatricmedic]

10. More likely an auto correction setting

[2naSalit]

16. Didn't think of that

I don't use it and when it tries to help me, I can't get it to work anyway... go figure. I'm probably better off without that feature.

[CaptainTruth]

6. Moving in a group could be dangerous. Don't want people flocking around.

Might lead to a migration headache.

[XemaSab]

4. But there were adults!

Playing a kid game!!!!!!!11!!

[herding cats]

5. This is why they must move "alone"

Those sorts are dangerous when they move in packs!

[awoke_in_2003]

14. agreed...

if they move in packs, a hockey game may break out

[JohnnyRingo]

9. I saw a bunch wandering around Courthouse Square today

They were all pretty much middle age. More like PokeMom Go.

[sakabatou]

8. Pokemon Go players?

[SwankyXomb]

13. Poke Mongo only pawn in game of life.

[awoke_in_2003]

15. Excuse me while I whip this out. nt

[Mariana]

11. Around here, some of the police stations

have had lures running all night long. Rumor is that the cops themselves are placing them. If so, it's a very smart move. It's a safe place for young people to be in the wee hours of the morning, and if the players are hanging out around the police station, the cops won't get as many calls about suspicious people.

[struggle4progress]

12. Crowd Stampedes Through Central Park

July 16, 2016 @ 3:24 PM
By Joyce Chen
... a crowd of earnest players .. were .. alerted to the presence of .. a Vaporeon, wandering around Central Park late Thursday night ...
http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/pokemon-go-crowd-stampedes-after-spotting-rare-pokemon-w429525

... I tremble for my country ...
Thomas Jefferson
Notes on the State of Virginia, 1781