hahaha Faux News just had an annoucement about RNC Convention

[brettdale]

They got all excited. A major big hollywood star has confirmed he will be speaking,
this is big news according to Faux.

That person is Scott Baio!!


GAME CHANGER I THINK!!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. OMG! We're doomed! How can we possibly top that?

[krispos42]

25. Mister Belvedere is our only hope...

...if Richard Moll is unavailable..

[gopiscrap]

45. I was thinking we should get Flipper

[jmowreader]

53. Is Erin Moran busy?

[awoke_in_2003]

62. She is still embarrased...

about Joannie Loves Chachie, and has the good sense to lay low

[JaneyVee]

61. Chachi Loves Nazi

[bravenak]

2. Charles in Charge!

[hlthe2b]

6. well, someone's got to be...

what a cluster....

[bravenak]

7. I am planning to watch the entire thing

Cannot wait to see what type of shit goes down.

[hlthe2b]

10. Tempting, but not me...hopefully you and others will give a play-by play

I still can't come to terms with the fact that so many are bamboozled by Trump. It is too overwhelming to fathom.

[bravenak]

12. I plan on writing ops on it big time

If anything particularly hilarious happens, I'm going to op it immediately. The last convention was boring but this one? History books.

[chillfactor]

26. thank you....

I will be watching the convention but I cannot post as fast as you do......so I will be looking for your posts....I know you will do an excellent job to keep others informed.

[bravenak]

27. I will try

I know the reality will be much crazier than the hype. These people are kookoo

[pinboy3niner]

31. The official RNC cereals will be Cocoa Puffs and Count Chocula

[bravenak]

35. Hee hee

[gopiscrap]

46. I thought it was going to Rice Krispies and

Frosted Flakes

[pinboy3niner]

48. I don't see their convention having any Snap, Crackle and Pop or Tony the Tiger

[napi21]

50. You have a strong desire for self inflicted agony I guess. I already

made up my mind that I wouldn't watch even a minute of that display of idiocy. Between DU, Rachel, Colbert, Thom Hartmann, and Norman Goldman, I know I'll get everything that's worth listening to, or at least elicit some laughs. I won't have to torture myself either

[bravenak]

55. Schadenfreude

[sheshe2]

17. Charles!

Bwahahahhhahaha



Epoch Speaker!

[bravenak]

18. Next they will announce Kirk Cameron

[sheshe2]

19. Ugggghhh!

[bravenak]

21. Even his face looks phony and stupid now

[sheshe2]

23. Hahahahhhahahhahahaaahahahaahaahaa

[Mike Nelson]

3. Well...

...good for them! I'm sure Republicans will think Baio is bigger than Garbo!

[chillfactor]

4. that is hilarious.......

I wonder if he will talk to an empty chair.

[pkdu]

54. Thousands of them...out in the audience!! n/t

[greiner3]

58. What:

No "he's an empty chair" jokes

[YOHABLO]

5. That's pretty sad when you have Chachi speaking. Where's Gary Sinise?

[Wounded Bear]

8. I guess Kirk Cameron was busy...

[bluedye33139]

9. They couldn't talk an empty chair into appearing?

[awoke_in_2003]

63. He is an empty chair. nt

[UTUSN]

11. Bwah-HAH!1 n/t

[2naSalit]

13. Wonder how much he's getting paid to show up.

Maybe he has some gambling debts to pay off.

[awoke_in_2003]

64. I wonder how much

he is paying to be allowed to show up

[2naSalit]

68. Well

I'm sure it's one of those, has to be $$ involved but considering how many are declining to speak, I suspect he's being paid to show up. They have to be desperate for anyone with name recognition by now.

[pnwmom]

14. What, they couldn't get Larry the Cable Guy? n/t

[COLGATE4]

15. Joe the Plumber had bowling league that night.

[packman]

16. Well, I'm going to record that one

[IgelJames4]

20. Ha Faux News is pathetic

The GOP convention is really shaping up to be a major trainwreck. Let us pray that this will be the beginning of the end for Trump's campaign.

[63splitwindow]

22. Understatement but--- something is not right with that guy...

[ailsagirl]

24. Oh no!!!!!!!

Not HIM

Oh well, I won't be watching anyhow so it really doesn't matter

[TygrBright]

28. Told Mister Bright

Me: "FauxSnooze sez RNC sez, they bagged a MAJOR HOLLYWOOD CELEB to speak in Cleveland!"

Him: "Oh, they got Clint? Is he bringing his own chair?"

Me: "Nuh-UH! BIGGAH than Clint!"

Him: "Okay, who?"

Me: "Scott Baio."

Him: >crickets< >puzzled look<

Me: >broad grin<

Him: "Seventies? Eighties? TeeVee?"

Me: "Sitcoms, if I recall rightly."

Him: "So, more of the same."

Me: "Yep!"

amusedly,
Bright

[JHB]

29. Sit on it, Chachi

[brettdale]

36. LOL

classic

[rusty quoin]

30. It's all funny. What a Hollywood heavy hitter.

[pinboy3niner]

32. Baio. Bai-ai-ai-o. Convention come and the stupid is strong.

Come mister talley man, everyone's bananas...Convention come and the stupid is strong.

[63splitwindow]

33. ...

[ThoughtCriminal]

66. DU-zy!

Me wan go home!

[Binkie The Clown]

34. Scott Who? n/t

[brettdale]

37. who else can they get

Boner from Growing pains?
Screech from Saved by the bell.
Less Nesmen from wkrp (actually he was quite cool)
The red headed kid from different strokes who was arnolds friend, (not the half brother)
That little kid who ruined star wars in 1999.
The best friend of Punky Brewster.
Scindher from one day at a time

[Binkie The Clown]

43. Eddie Haskel from Leave it to Beaver. n/t

[greiner3]

59. Eddie Munster

Shows my age

[Don Draper]

38. I wonder if

Gary Busey, meat loaf & Stephen Baldwin will be invited to speak

[Zambero]

41. Did Busey turn conservative

Before or after deciding not to wear a motorcycle helmet and subsequently damaging his brain?

[Photographer]

39. I guess they got tired of waiting for Clayton Moores' response?

[Zambero]

40. Hap-Hap-Hap-Hap-Happy Days!!!

An empty chair and imaginary friend too??? Ramble on Scottie!!!

[szar]

42. Baio still living?

Wow is this the best that they can do? I thought he was dead. A nobody and not even a has been.
Trump must be paying him of course. An out of work actor that needs work will do anything.

[Chicago1980]

44. Someone made a joke about this possibility on Stephanie Miller yesterday.

I think it was Monique Marvez who said it.

[donco]

47. WHAT!!

the "CHAIR"wasn't available for this engagement?BUMMER.

[deucemagnet]

49. Bob Loblaw. How appropriate!

Why should you go to jail for a crime someone else noticed?

[underpants]

57. Yes!!!

[pinboy3niner]

51. Meat Loaf is going to feel SO left out

[lapfog_1]

52. Well it's official, the RNC just

[Warren DeMontague]

56. A Bob Loblaw benghazi blowout!

[FLPanhandle]

60. Even Tim Tebow turned them down.

They are not even at D list celebrities now.

[toddwv]

65. Clint Eastwood's chair turned them down.

[Skittles]

69. who?