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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsThings I'm blaming on Obama today
First off, it's too fuggin hot. Obama has a whole National Weather Service, but does he do anything about the weather? They all need to stop the pointless yammering about climate change and do something about the heat
And don't even get me started on what a mess my kitchen is. Why doesn't somebody clean this up? It's disgraceful! I really have to blame it on the complete lack of leadership on this country
Also the attack in Nice! How come Obama let that guy rent a 19 ton truck without a CDL? If we can't do any better than this, France will want to leave the United States, just like England did -- and who could blame them?
guillaumeb
(42,641 posts)That sounds like socialism!!
Iliyah
(25,111 posts)That darn Pres O. I couldn't get my 18 month old into the "splash park" because I didn't have "swim diapers"!
Rex
(65,616 posts)lindysalsagal
(20,733 posts)Oooo, it itches!!!
betsuni
(25,645 posts)from taking the garbage out to the pick-up area half a block away. I have mooned the neighborhood. THANKS, OBAMA.
George II
(67,782 posts)betsuni
(25,645 posts)OBAMA, WHY??????!!!!!!
LuckyLib
(6,820 posts)onecaliberal
(32,902 posts)Solly Mack
(90,787 posts)I was blaming myself but the truth is I plant some for the caterpillars. Only they got marigold happy and spread to all my beds. I picked them off like you're supposed to do, but if blaming Obama makes it all better, then let the blaming begin!
Only, I really don't have the energy to work up all that outrage.
I am a blame-shifting failure.
montana_hazeleyes
(3,424 posts)I bet Obama will claim he had nothing to do with it. Yeah right!
mwooldri
(10,303 posts)Now my kids will need a visa to work in Dublin. Thanks Obama! (Sarcasm tag goes here if required)
JohnnyRingo
(18,649 posts)Felt like that needed said.
hahaha
jpak
(41,760 posts)Thanks Obama!
Douchebag
yup
Augiedog
(2,548 posts)alain2112
(25 posts)I've only had these shoes six months, and the heel's worn half through!
63splitwindow
(2,657 posts)roamer65
(36,747 posts)geez, thanks President Obama.
Moostache
(9,897 posts)tavernier
(12,406 posts)What goes up...
63splitwindow
(2,657 posts)Thanks Obama.
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)just before it goes pitch black
2naSalit
(86,802 posts)that it was the renegade elves who escaped from Santa's Village and mess things up at home while we're at work who were responsible for the messy kitchen thing... this being Obama's fault actually explains it! I knew those elves weren't really escaping from Santa's Village!
Scurrilous
(38,687 posts)Thanks Obama!
Doctor Jack
(3,072 posts)I drank a little too much last night and I noticed that Obama did not once say "Jack, maybe you have had enough". God damn Obama
Also here are some of my favorites
And a whole subreddit on the topic
https://www.reddit.com/r/ThanksObama/
George II
(67,782 posts)....the Dow hasn't cracked 19,000 yet, the British voted to leave, there were earthquakes in Oregon and Hawaii over the weekend.
Need more?
treestar
(82,383 posts)kwassa
(23,340 posts)You and that good-for-nothing National Weather Service.
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)onethatcares
(16,188 posts)that's better than a "Nuet".
thanks Obama
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)Mendocino
(7,511 posts)My vacuum cleaner conked out
I went for a hike and got bug bites.
THANKS OBAMA!
raven mad
(4,940 posts)my back yard moose invading the kale, AGAIN.
Greatest president ever.