The 4 Stages of Attending RNC in One Photo

[kpete]

http://time.com/4412506/republican-convention-delegates-photo/

[SunSeeker]

1. LOL

[Siwsan]

2. What the heck does the bored guy have encircling his neck?

Is that some sort of special Ohioian Buckeye Flower Lei?

[B Calm]

3. Marijuana flowers?

[Siwsan]

4. Well, that's what I'd need, to survive that event

One would think he'd look a little more, ummm, happy-relaxed. He kind of looks like he's waiting for the laxatives to kick in.

[AgadorSparticus]

33. Oh my god, I am dying laughing!

[1StrongBlackMan]

44. Or, the antacid!

[Siwsan]

45. I'm thinking more along the lines of peyote

Then some of what is being said MIGHT almost approach getting close to almost making something similar to sense. But not quite.

[1StrongBlackMan]

46. So the Norovirus talk ...

is merely a peyote cover for all the vomit on the convention floor? Ahhh ... Clever!

[SummerSnow]

5. He looks like he is about to puke from the wolfsbane around his neck.lol

I know it's not wolfsbane

[Siwsan]

9. I don't know - is Paul Ryan going to be there? Wolfsbane would come in handy, if he is!

[SummerSnow]

10. he is on now speaking

[Siwsan]

11. I thought I felt a disturbance in the force!

I can't bring myself to watch.

[rocktivity]

22. Wolfsbane, it is!

rocktivity

[Gabi Hayes]

6. cong ears

[milestogo]

7. Looks like a moldy meatball necklace.

Gives you food poisoning instead of the norovirus.

[NastyRiffraff]

13. What's that on the first woman's head?

Under the hat. Pieces of picture frames?

[Siwsan]

15. Maybe it is a bird house for the cuckoo birds.

[jmowreader]

26. Whatever it is, it's behind her head

[whopis01]

41. Looks like it is a program being held by the guy behind her. n/t

[Politicub]

42. A yuuuuge fascinator

Maybe she's from the picture framers chamber of commerce.

[Glassunion]

24. No one told him garlic doesn't repel the Muslim.

[PatrickforO]

25. No, it's rotten garlic.

He's heard that the Trumps are vampires. He's willing to vote, you know, but not to be 'turned.'

[jmowreader]

27. Nux Vomica* branches and nuts, I think

If the shit gets too deep, you eat your necklace and wait ten minutes. Everything will be all better after that.

* Nux Vomica is the plant from which we get strychnine.

[AllyCat]

38. And apparently works well in homeopathic medicine for nausea.

[jmowreader]

43. Nothing "works well" in homeopathic medicine

This, because there is no fucking medicine in homeopathic medicine. The only thing homeopathy does for you is give your body time for its inbuilt powerful healing mechanism to do its job.

[AllyCat]

47. The other thing that works is to kick back,

Put on some music, turn off the phone, and LIGHTEN UP.

[Ilsa]

30. some sort of candy on a necklace?

Hmmm licorice!

[Lebam in LA]

8. LOL

[Ms.Lib]

12. This is priceless

[63splitwindow]

14. Excellent! K&R

[elmac]

16. Listening to live feed of RNC security/cops

they are profiling AA men, confiscating tennis balls, herding protesters, typical fascist stuff

http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/23204

[tallahasseedem]

17. Kudos to the photographer!

This cracks me up!

[Hoppy]

18. Wolfbane guy ate-a too many speecy, spicy meat-a-balls.

[Auggie]

19. LOL ... PERFECT!

[ffr]

20. Is it Beer-thirty yet?

It is somewhere! Let's get out of here.

[Initech]

21. Patriotic, projectile vomiting, asleep, bored. I love it!

[Glassunion]

23. There is one stage missing.

Denial
Anger
Bargaining
Depression
Acceptance

[47of74]

28. They forgot the Klansman and the SS officer.

[gratuitous]

34. Republican answer to the Village People

It's fun to be at the R - N - C!

[47of74]

35. Old man!

Old man, there's need to feel down.
I said, old man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, old man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's need to be unhappy.

Old man, there's a place you can go.
I said, Old man, when you're rolling in dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to stay at the R- N - C
It's fun to stay at the R - N - C

They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can widestance in restrooms with all the other straight white men...

It's fun to stay at the R- N - C
It's fun to stay at the R - N - C

You can get yourself shit-faced, you can have a meal that will give you the runs,
You can do act like a racist tick turd...

[gratuitous]

36. Yowza!

And damn fast, too!

[rocktivity]

29. Candidate for this year's "You Call This NEWS?" Award

The "You Forgot The 'Not From the Onion Disclaimer' category.


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[Ilsa]

31. Lady needs a new stylist. nt

[uponit7771]

32. +1

[Initech]

37. That second guy clearly says what we're all thinking.

[AllyCat]

39. How come wearing the flag as garments is not desecration?

I've always wondered that. is it only allowed for card-carrying Republicans?

[lonestarnot]

40. Snort

[asuhornets]

48. LOL...nt

[Marie Marie]

49. ...

Yikes - what a group.