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http://www.theonion.com/articles/romney-spends-most-of-factory-visit-yelling-at-emp,28508/
NORTHFIELD, OHSources at the Gregson-Turner Paper Co. confirmed that Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney spent the vast majority of his visit to the company's Ohio-based factory Tuesday yelling at employees to work harder.
Romney, who said the stop was an essential part of his tour of America's manufacturing sector, arrived at the facility at approximately 10 a.m. and within minutes began mercilessly hounding workers throughout the plant to "get their acts together" and "start pounding out some paper, c'mon."
"You people have been at work for nearly four hours and this is all you have to show for it? With all of this equipment?" a frustrated Romney reportedly shouted from the center of the factory while standing near several dozens crates of the day's completed paper supply. "What a truly pathetic performance. You guys better think about tightening things up around here fast, because what I'm seeing right now is completely unacceptable."
"For God's sake, there should be 20 to 30 percent more paper out here!" Romney added.
According to sources, the GOP candidate continually screamed at workers throughout the expansive paper mill to "stop slacking off," and in some cases even stood behind individual employees for as long as 15 minutes, loudly critiquing what he called the "unbelievable sloppiness" on display during every step of the paper's production cycle.
annabanana
(52,791 posts)Everyone can picture this asshole doing exactly that.
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)source. Still, I doubt it's very far from the truth.
rurallib
(62,451 posts)I reread it twice and was just getting ready to click the source when I saw it was the Onion.
Bake
(21,977 posts)Run this on every ad, every hour, every TV station in the country. Romney is a total blithering idiot!! Was he serious, or did he think he was being funny????
Bake
joeglow3
(6,228 posts)Zalatix
(8,994 posts)Bake
(21,977 posts)Bake
leveymg
(36,418 posts)Brilliant.
bluestateguy
(44,173 posts)nt
tkmorris
(11,138 posts)Different strokes and all that I suppose.
Bake
(21,977 posts)The best humor is very close to the truth!! And this is definitely close to the truth.
Bake
Wait Wut
(8,492 posts)Only because I never look at links. About 2/3 of the way through the second paragraph, I knew. Got all irritated.
Anyway, I can't believe this asshole has the nuts to walk into any factory, union or otherwise.
Edit: 'Cause...duh.
longship
(40,416 posts)Otherwise, people might miss the link and take the story as real.
Nevertheless, great post!
R&K
Initech
(100,105 posts)geardaddy
(24,931 posts)R-Money is a caricature of himself.
Rain Mcloud
(812 posts)HughBeaumont
(24,461 posts)Laugh now, but it's how RMoney got wealthy . . . without the yelling at workers, that is.
During his tenure, he very rarely visited the floors, presumably because many of them wouldn't even be there once he ransacked the place for profit and spare change.
geardaddy
(24,931 posts)He's not even interested in production, just ransacking the business for what he can get for them.
GeorgeGist
(25,323 posts)Put the link at the end.