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(63,234 posts)So I'll rec, but I won't kick.
malaise
(269,225 posts)hahahahahha
Hortensis
(58,785 posts)We have to stop those corrupt anti-"because" people.
malaise
(269,225 posts)Let me make that abundantly clear
Solly Mack
(90,793 posts)Because of the wonderful things he does.
OK. Sure. Why not?
malaise
(269,225 posts)because because because
Solly Mack
(90,793 posts)But we're talking about him. You know, that guy. The one in the suspenders. Standing over there but looking over here. The one winking and nodding. You know the one - that guy.
malaise
(269,225 posts)because...that guy
Solly Mack
(90,793 posts)He's a black hole of emotional need. A beacon of neediness. Always wanting someone to kick and recommend his wants and desires.
But does he ever stop to consider our needs? Our desires? No, never.
Which is a good thing since we're trying to avoid him.
malaise
(269,225 posts)awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)Chuggo?
Solly Mack
(90,793 posts)You know, that guy. Over there.
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)Fuck a guy
Solly Mack
(90,793 posts)But not him! That guy? He's got cooties.
malaise
(269,225 posts)Solly Mack
(90,793 posts)But they sure do love that guy. You know the one - he's watching us now.
malaise
(269,225 posts)He thought gel was jel because....he can't spell
Solly Mack
(90,793 posts)And I know you do because...well...because.
malaise
(269,225 posts)Solly Mack
(90,793 posts)I did too.
I am pushing this thread because, of course, and because I think more DU'ers should write songs using subject lines.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018884116
I'm not saying go K&R the thread, though you should - because, naturally - but I am saying please write a country song.
Because.
Thank you.
Because.
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)But I don't think it lives up to
"I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison"
That's country
Solly Mack
(90,793 posts)You're right, of course.
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)Solly Mack
(90,793 posts)hobbit709
(41,694 posts)malaise
(269,225 posts)Ellipsis
(9,124 posts)Ellipsis
(9,124 posts)You saved me much keyboard time.
malaise
(269,225 posts)Ellipsis
(9,124 posts)Yonnie3
(17,500 posts)I'm so, so, so concerned.
malaise
(269,225 posts)Why
whatever you want.
it's universal, big tent and all.
Mc Mike
(9,115 posts)malaise
(269,225 posts)wreckt???
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)It damn near kilt him.
malaise
(269,225 posts)Mc Mike
(9,115 posts)some other outfit moved in up the road from Beto's. Called Bado's. I don't know if they do sicilian square cut, but they have a giant bill board advert strategically placed DOWN the road from Beto's.
GoCubsGo
(32,098 posts)Straight to the trash...
malaise
(269,225 posts)12 years - saturated is the word
Now should I be completely unethical and 'rec' this...because?
GoCubsGo
(32,098 posts)this thread would have gone to the trash, too. And, I couldn't "rec" it, even though.
"Saturated", for sure. And, yours may be the only "Please rec" post I have ever rec-ed.
malaise
(269,225 posts)but damn 'saturated' is the word
johnp3907
(3,733 posts)Get it?
malaise
(269,225 posts)more damage on 'that road'
Sp.
liberal N proud
(60,347 posts)Normally, when someone asks me to recommend their post, I usually move on. But I will make an exception in this case because I feel it is very important that we all come together on this very critical issue, "because."
For once someone understands how important "because" is to our cause. We must push forward just "because." Because it is the most important issue in this thread and because.
You are either with us or against us because.
malaise
(269,225 posts)Iggo
(47,578 posts)malaise
(269,225 posts)kentuck
(111,110 posts)malaise
(269,225 posts)Siwsan
(26,308 posts)malaise
(269,225 posts)really! Really!!
Javaman
(62,534 posts)Thanks I needed this.
malaise
(269,225 posts)Bernardo de La Paz
(49,052 posts)Glassunion
(10,201 posts)Last edited Mon Jul 25, 2016, 11:48 AM - Edit history (1)
impression that your post cannot stand on its own merit, and that you need folks to rec it in order to seek some sort of validation for your weak argument. I always rec on the merits of a post, and at times fail to rec even when I should.
However, even though you ask for a rec, and my gut reaction is to not rec the post. Your argument is compelling, and I find that I cannot build an argument against it. You post is concise, and succinct, leaving me with no questions, and no rebuttal to your proposal.
K&R
malaise
(269,225 posts)Politicub
(12,165 posts)Yet you are ignoring it completely. I refuse!
malaise
(269,225 posts)because...about
Loki
(3,825 posts)"Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Nudge nudge. Know what I mean? Say no more...know what I mean?"
because
lunatica
(53,410 posts)malaise
(269,225 posts)just because
Rex
(65,616 posts)NO wait...that was episode 18 where he was stuck in an airlock...oh well, I guess I will rec anyway, "because".
malaise
(269,225 posts)than Don the Con's weave
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)malaise
(269,225 posts)awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)but I didn't realize how hard it was to find the original.
Wednesdays
(17,450 posts)What?
malaise
(269,225 posts)it's Monday not Wednesday
spanone
(135,902 posts)done!
malaise
(269,225 posts)spanone
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malaise
(269,225 posts)Poor dog
Skittles
(153,226 posts)LEMME AT YOU!!!
malaise
(269,225 posts)Rex
(65,616 posts)But unlimited kicks!
Martin Eden
(12,880 posts)can't...find...the...damn...button
malaise
(269,225 posts)tblue37
(65,502 posts)Solly Mack
(90,793 posts)the effort needed to keep this thread going in the manner it deserves.
So, please, for the love of because - just do it!
johnp3907
(3,733 posts)But I feel this thread has turned into a bit of a train rec.
Solly Mack
(90,793 posts)Because
malaise
(269,225 posts)This thread is a bridge over troubled waters
guillaumeb
(42,641 posts)All one hour 36 minutes or so of wreck.
malaise
(269,225 posts)Liberal Jesus Freak
(1,451 posts)PROUDLY with Malaise
malaise
(269,225 posts)you understand because
progressoid
(50,000 posts)Dammit, I did it anyway!
malaise
(269,225 posts)malaise
(269,225 posts)You're giving me...because...
Bettie
(16,132 posts)nicely, so here ya go!