It is not about unhealthy restaurant meals

[question everything]

http://www.startribune.com/before-you-bite-here-s-a-list-of-most-unhealthy-restaurant-meals/388876741/

The Whole Hog Burger from Uno Pizzeria & Grill's menu is "over a pound of meat," including bacon, prosciutto and pepperoni. Add to that four types of cheese, garlic mayo, pickles, a side of fries and onion rings, and the total calories come to 2,850.

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My question is how can anyone bite into this? Only a crocodile can...

[shraby]

1. First you put your hand on the top and push down until it's flat enough to take a bite of.

[niyad]

2. one eats it with a knife and fork, of course.

[grubbs]

3. As one also eats fried chicken

[niyad]

4. well, some do (and I dont mean orange foolius.)

[GreenPartyVoter]

5. You carve it like a meatloaf and serve it to your extended family.

[Warpy]

6. and a score or so of your closest friends

plus any homeless people you spotted on your way into the restaurant.

I think it would have to be deconstructed to be eaten.

[GreenPartyVoter]

7. Seriously!