"Goldfish got nothing on me!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("Duck Soup was a documentary, wasn't it?&quot Trump is saying: "Hillary's a terribly disturbed individual. . . . Histerical. . . . Terribly disturbed. . . . Like nuts, man! . . .. She's all over the place: a fried rabbit screaming one moment then a raspberry high-colonic. . . . Jesus on a piece toast staring you down over breakfast and then sex-starved zombies chasing you in your dreams the next. . . . What a kook. . . . Totally unhinged! . . . Everyone can tell. . . . All you have to do is listen and look!"


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Above CAPTION base on Trump's planned Clinton-branding this coming week, calling her crazy as he did last Sat. night:

http://www.chronicle-express.com/zz/news/20160806/donald-trump-seems-to-have-new-nickname-for-hillary-clinton

[underpants]

1. Remember that time she said, "someone's doing the raping"?

Or that secret video of the plane she said she saw or when she was bragging about her ...you know...or that time she used Putin as a buffer to call President Obama the N-word? You remember. Sure you do. She's just crazy.

[skip fox]

2. Exactly. He can't effectively call her crazy because he's already "bought the brand," so to speak.

As I posted elsewhere:

There is no way that Trump can effectively call Clinton unhinged or unstable. Such words so aptly describe his language and behavior the past year that any use of them by Trump is laughable to most independents and even a percentage of his followers. (Plus it will bring his own instability to mind once me.)

Watch him fall on his face the next few days trying to make this stick while it will only remind voters of his own erratic mind and behavior. . . . Then I hope he tries to insist on it (as he normally doubles down) calling her Satan's maniacal lunatic or somesuch. Be prepared for another quick trip to the surreal.

[underpants]

5. It's The Truman Show

but instead of people watching a perfect life people tuned in daily to see what madness Trump brought today. I've talked to several people who say they stop a couple times a day and check their preferred news site to see what Trump did now. It's part of the act now so he has to do it or his fans will be disappointed.

Hillary has trust issues. Okay. He has a joke issue. He's a joke so nothing he says can be taken seriously let alone accusing HER of being unhinged. That, as you say, brings his craziness to the fore.

[skip fox]

6. Right now it's summer, so I look to Trump to be entertained

multiple times a day.

But even when the semester starts, I know I'll check on the Trumpster several times a day.

We'll not come this way again, so we might as well rubberneck this train-crash in slo-mo.

[underpants]

9. It will tighten

It just has to. My benchmarks are Labor Day and Halloween - after the debates.

[randome]

3. "And don't even get me started on that Meredith McIver! Don't even get me started!

"I'm not going to start on saying what I think about Meredith McIver. I am going to un-start going on about what I think about her. Won't go there. Not going to get started. I am finished with Meredith. I am finished. No more. No more starting on about Meredith McIver. It's not going to happen, I tell you. You can bank on that. I said I am not going to get started on Meredith and I am a man of my word. Unlike Meredith, that conniving, backstabbing wannabe. Nope. Not going there. I am finished with starting on about Meredith. Don't get me started. I said it. Bank on it."
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[skip fox]

4. lovely

[Johonny]

7. I propose no estate taxes, no business taxes, a huge amount of new write offs, and a wall.

But don't worry I'm not abandoning my fiscal conservative chops. You, you there in the audience. You get a car, you get a car, everyone here today gets a car! And the thing is, it will balance the budget because I'm a fiscal conservative. This is huge, big, the best economic plan. They're not ready for this plan. They haven't seen anything like it before. They don't want it. But you want it. Now let's all head back to our private Island in the Florida Keys...oh you don't have one, sad.

[pinboy3niner]

8. And whoever is paying that JAWS music, you're outta here with the baby!

[Jamaal510]

10. "I shout and whine so much

that my mic needs earplugs."

[skip fox]

11. The Donald is saying:

"I've gotten much better recently. Now I don't drool when I mast*rb*te."