"He's facing the greatest failure of his life & He's losing fair & Square. SAD!"

[kpete]

:small

https://twitter.com/LOLGOP/status/765195987438546944?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
http://www.nationalmemo.com/trumps-5-biggest-lies/

[Wounded Bear]

1. Let's make it be so...nt

[liberal N proud]

2. We can't let that make us complacent

We must Get Out the Vote. Make everyone's voice be heard.

That is the only way we make Donald's fairytale adventure end in a way it should, down a golden crapper.

[Binkie The Clown]

3. I must really be a terrible person...

... to feel such joy over the utter self-destruction of another human being.

I shall repent my evil ways.

Some day.

Or not.

I haven't decided yet.

On Edit: (Just in case. Like Trump, I wouldn't want to think that I mean what I say.)

[alterfurz]

7. "Oh, Schadenfreude...

...I wish I knew how to quit you!"

[NewJeffCT]

13. Normally, when some RW whack job passes away

I refrain from dancing on their graves, celebrating, etc. Even with Tony Scalia, Jerry Falwell, William Rehnquist, Strom Thurmond, Jesse Helms, etc, I didn't say anything negative about them personally following their deaths.

However, I'm finding it absolutely delightful to watch Trump crash & burn, and watching his delusional supporters post obscure polls or articles not worthy of the National Enquirer...

[Bucky]

4. Losing a winnable election is *A* failure, but...

Surely permanently crippling American democracy and setting back social progress to the1950s counts as his greatest failure

[Jerry442]

5. I wish you were right, but...

...the ugly reality is that by becoming the presidential nominee of one of the only two national political parties of the USA and putting a stamp on American politics that will last for a decade or more, Trump has succeeded beyond anyone's wildest dreams -- or nightmares.

[Saviolo]

6. Listen, I have the best failures.

Really, believe me, okay? No one has a meltdown spectacular failure like I do. It's going to be a yuuge big beautiful failure, and I think you're going to be, okay - listen, people are telling me, I keep hearing many people - many people around me are saying "Your failures are the best, thank you so much for your failure." That's just - you know, that's just what I'm hearing, what many many people are saying. And the media, well, they're not reporting on that, but people know it, right? Okay? People just know it, they know me, and they know that when they see my failure, it's going to be the biggest, most beautiful failure you've ever seen. And little Lyin' Ted, and Little Marco, listen, their failures were so low-energy and boring. Sad. Just really, it's a tremendous problem, okay? And I'm going to have the biggest most spectacular failure you've ever seen. Believe it.


(after writing that, I feel like I need a shower)

[Gabi Hayes]

8. nice work.....tough work....HARD HARD work....the BEST work. you need some of this:

http://gawker.com/the-best-theory-of-1992-donald-trump-took-amphetamine-1755299885

[Saviolo]

9. Haha!

Very interesting! Thanks.

[Gabi Hayes]

15. credit this to a now forgotten DUer who linked it earlier today, iirc

[kimbutgar]

14. Wouldn't surprise if he's still isn't popping pills

His erratic behavior, outrageous comments and wild gestures show some drug abuse.

[TygrBright]

10. Understand the shower thing. But.... thanks! you NAILED it! n/t

[Saviolo]

11. Makes me feel so dirty!

I don't like it, but I'm very good at it.

[jtuck004]

12. He does that every morning when he looks in the mirror, regardless of how much he has taken. n/t

[toddwv]

16. It's not really fair though.

Trump is used to starting on the last lap of a 30 lap race. So it just doesn't seem fair to only start him on the second to last lap.