What happened to Sara Palin???

[CRK7376]

That is one clown that has not popped up on my TV screen in a long, long time. Just wondering where the Queen of the Republican Party disappeared to? It's scary quiet out there with hearing something stupid vomit from her mouth…..Weird election cycle….

[Adsos Letter]

1. She was just warning Trump the other day about backing away from his deportation plans.

I don't have a link. It's out there somewhere.

[madokie]

2. She got tRumped

believe it or not tRump out does word salad Sara

and the mo'fo thinks he's presidential material when in reality if not for his dad he'd be washing cars at the car wash right now. Smoking crack and being a real ass.

Oh I know he's a real ass at what he's doing but still

[lindysalsagal]

3. The mother ship recalled her.

They figured fRump already did more mischief than she could ever do.

[shenmue]

5. I see what you did there

[LenaBaby61]

29. What happened to Sarah Palin?

"The mother ship recalled her."

[lindysalsagal]

4. Men In Black finally caught up to her

And returned her to the planet wingbatronathon.

[shenmue]

6. Zap

[longship]

39. Hopefully they used the neurolizer!

Look this way, Sarah!

FLASH!

(Fill in your own narrative here, as long as it makes headlines on the Weekly World News.)

[Initech]

51. Sarah Palin just went home.

[lindysalsagal]

7. The cleaning staff took the wrong broom

And she's gotta start all over from scratch! Until then, she's grounded!

Somebody make me stop. It's too easy.

[FSogol]

8. LOL, Trump's check bounced. n/t

[Zambero]

9. For starters, she brought nothing to the table

And then, they finally came and took the table away.
It doesn't get much more irrelevant than that.

[lindysalsagal]

10. His wife is better looking.

She's not used to being overlooked in the RNC: Most of the puffy old white guys think Sarah's a model.

[awoke_in_2003]

11. His wife is half plastic

I don't care for Palin, but she was a decent looking woman.

[robbob]

32. "Decent looking woman" Seriously?

I don't want to belabour the point because, of course, the value of a person, male or female, should not be based on physical attractivness but when I look at Sarah Palin I see hatred, bigotry, ignorance and fear, none of which I find the least bit attractive.

Ditto for Coulter.

[awoke_in_2003]

38. The person I responded to

said that Sarah had been supplanted by Ivanka due to looks. I answered that. Personally, both are repulsive human beings.

[Person 2713]

55. Although it often seems by his creepy statements and moves he would like his daughter to be

his wife, ivanka is not
Melania is his wife's name and I an guessing yes at least half plastic.
IMO she won't be able to see soon if she keeps trying for wrinkle free eyes with surgery but whatever

[awoke_in_2003]

56. I got my Trump nuts mixed up

Sorry about that.

[brush]

24. Her age is starting to show. She's not the queen of the ball anymore.

Young, good looking and stupid will take you places but don't get old. Old and stupid does not play in Peoria.

[JI7]

25. Palin lost wayy too much weight and looks a lot more older than she would if she hadn't done that

she has never been that thin before. not even during her pageant days.

[unblock]

12. ever seen palin and trump in the same place at the same time? hmmmmm.

makes ya wonder....

[pinboy3niner]

13. Maybe she's had some turkeys to process

Or some mooseburgers to make. Or a porcupine coat to clean. Or some lessons to give her kids about abstinence.

[yortsed snacilbuper]

14. At the nest.

[Glimmer of Hope]

15. She is too crazy for Trump. Or Trump is too crazy for her.

Didn't she get another TV gig?

[Wilms]

16. I have wondered that from time to time.

But it doesn't last long.

[pokerfan]

17. Sarah Palin's Latest Post On Racism is Truly Special

Ben Cohen, Aug 26, 2016: Sarah Palin is in a very big tizzy over Donald Trump being called a racist, because in conservative-land Hillary Clinton is the true racist and Trump the lifetime equality promoter. How is this possible? Mostly by ignoring facts and reality, but in no small part by sheer creative thinking -- a truly impressive feat given Palin's lack of grey matter and inability to string a coherent sentence together. Here she was on Facebook lamenting Leftist activists who have not only rigged the American government for the benefit homosexuals and terrorists, but insist on ignoring their own latent racism:

http://thedailybanter.com/2016/08/sarah-palins-racism-post-truly-special/

[GulfCoast66]

18. Just as crazy

But way hotter. She would distract from the Trumpster.

Plus, it would cause a problem with the base when he was seen hitting on her. Which he would

[relayerbob]

19. Keeping an eye out for Putin

[Younemeen]

52. she's with Putin :D

hahaha

[Spitfire of ATJ]

20. Trump stole her Twitter account.

[True Dough]

21. I remember reading that Palin

Was going to get her own show as a judge, like The People's Court, despite not actually being a judge. Not sure if that is still happening though...

[OldRedneck]

23. She shopped it around . . .

Earlier this year Sarah and the people who wanted to produce a "Judge Sarah" show were at the annual broadcasters' convention in Vegas where, according to reports, they shopped around a pilot. No takers. Not one.

The Palin brand is no longer in demand.

[True Dough]

28. Well then

justice has been served after all!

[busterbrown]

22. Touring the States...

Ringing them bells...

[lillypaddle]

37. Good god

what the hell was John McCain thinking?

[lindysalsagal]

48. "I wanna stand on stage with THAT!"

The problem is, men like him can't think with her around.

[JI7]

26. she went low key when news of her Son's legal issues came out

but she is still out there and comments every now and then.

[marble falls]

27. check these two from the last week:

[gordianot]

30. She has baseline ignorance add alcohol and her brand of personal drama.

That is what continuing to happen.

[pinboy3niner]

31. OMG I hope she hasn't been hurt in another drunken brawl!

[tanyev]

45. Maybe, but she's blaming it on a rock-running accident. Photo at the link.

She, of course, is using it as an opportunity to make catty comments about Hillary. Hateful wretch.

http://theimmoralminority.blogspot.com/2016/08/sarah-palin-receives-facial-injury-and.html

[Big_K]

33. For god's sake, don't say her name 3 times!

[Monk06]

34. She just got out putzed by Ann Coulter

[Cryptoad]

35. I heard that,,,

her and the two trump boys were on a big game hunt in Africa.......

[Beartracks]

36. Hope Cheney didn't go along. n/t

[lindysalsagal]

49. Did you know that rhino ammo hurts more than pheasant ammo?

[Warren DeMontague]

40. She stopped forming coherent sentences, and then anything resembling real words.

Now she just sort of emits a constant stream of vaguely syllable-like noises.

[imanamerican63]

41. The Trey Gowdy's theory?

They wiped her hard drive clean with the bleach cleaner servers?

[Vinca]

42. I'm afraid the star circus clown has been replaced by the orange clown.

[LWolf]

43. You aren't really

unhappy that she isn't on your screen, are you?

[3catwoman3]

57. If I never hear or see anything...

...about her or her family ever again that would be just "loverly."

[Mira]

44. When he rolled her out

in her flappy silver and black outfit, she was so totally batshit crazy that not even he could tolerate the chance of having more of that. I believe she was reeled in an thrown back into the ocean.

[Javaman]

46. there's a new brand of stupid in town.

she has been relegated to the 3rd tier halfwits children's table.

[randome]

47. She's suffering from a brain hemorrhage when she realized that Trump out-stupided her.

Her attending physician -Dr. McIver- is optimistic.
[hr][font color="blue"][center]There is nothing you can't do if you put your mind to it.
Nothing.[/center][/font][hr]

[GOLGO 13]

50. As soon as Trump got what he wanted from her she was dumped for prettier.

[tonyt53]

53. She is pay-for-play, but nobody is willing to put up any money. Batshit crazy is free nowadays.

[nolabear]

54. Story today shows her with awful face wound. She blames Hillary.

Seriously. I can't post it right now but she claims to have fallen while rock running and twists it all up with Hillary's campaign and...I blacked out right about then so can't quote her.

[True Dough]

58. I just came across that story

Here it is. Unbelievable!!!

https://www.rawstory.com/2016/08/sarah-palin-falls-and-cracks-her-head-and-makes-it-all-about-hillary-clinton/

[Blue Owl]

59. Her ship is sailin'