An Open Letter to Donald Trump from the millions and millions of hidden voters

[skip fox]

Dear Mr. Trump (soon to be President Trump!),

We love you Mr. Trump and will vote for you but we tell pollsters we're voting for Hillary just so come November we can shock America out of its liberal complacency and drift toward European and Middle Eastern values.

Yes, we're here at DU and in the minority populations of large urban areas and barrios and Masques. We're you're hidden vote and we're 100% behind you.

We must, however, tell you that it disturbs us when we feel you might be weakening on certain issues. And we're generally put off by your scripted speeches. We want you to be glorious you! To speak to us directly and stomp on anyone who gives you even the suggestion of a mean look. We want you naming names and kicking fat behinds!

Don't take this wrongly, Mr. Trump, but some of our number have even been overheard saying they might not come out to vote unless you're mixing it up every day.

So . . . get out there and breathe some fire, smack some foreigners right in the face, call minorities the losers they are, p*ss on P.O.W.'s, and take a couple heads off the Republican establishment, and we'll show up in droves. Do what nature tells you to do, Mr. Trump. You can count on us to do the rest

Sincerely,

The Hidden Trump Vote

[awoke_in_2003]

1. Many people are saying

that he is for full amnesty, and wants to increase immigration from Mexico. Many of the best people are saying this. He needs to address this strongly.

[skip fox]

2. Another voice:

Dear Mr. Trump, an addenda:

As a Muslim, Mexican American, I'd like to add, we love being berated, and I'm sure that's true for African-Americans and women as well, od Mr. Trump, put the pedal to the metal, as they say.

It hurts so good,

Anon.

[pinboy3niner]

3. Well done, skip!