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Donald Trump supporters are at a rally. The Don brags he is smarter than anyone and asks the host to pose a question to prove his tremendous brain power.
"O.K." says the host. "What is the square root of 25?"
The Don ponders and says "10"
"Wrong" the host replies
The audience screams, "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE.GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE"
"O.K., a bit easier. You buy something for $19 and give the clerk a $20 bill. What change do you get back?"
The Don ponders deeper, counts his massive fingers , stares at the ceiling and says"$2.10"
"Sorry, wrong again"
Still the audience screams with more gusto, "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE.GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE"
"Alright, what is 2 plus 2?" the exasperated host asks.
"AHA, I know that one--- FOUR" the Don says
And the audience screams, "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE.GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE"
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(52,253 posts)longship
(40,416 posts)The best jokes are when the punchline sneaks up on you, but becomes obvious upon reflection.
Well played!
R&
lindysalsagal
(20,692 posts)He's a comedian goldmine for all eternity.
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)god I hope not. I hope to never hear his name in 2017 and beyond
niyad
(113,344 posts)can we backdate that to some time in 1949?
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)But I left a couple months for the media to get it out of their system.
Mr.Bill
(24,303 posts)the biggest mistake of his career was retiring just before Donald Trump announced he was running for president.
lunatica
(53,410 posts)I love when that happens.
Leith
(7,809 posts)PatSeg
(47,501 posts)forest444
(5,902 posts)A guy walks up to the bar and asks, "how can a man get rich in the middle of this (early '90s) recession?"
"Easy," the well-heeled guy beside him says. "Go up to Dan Quayle and ask for two tens for a five; repeat, until rich."
NurseJackie
(42,862 posts)and LOL!!
forest444
(5,902 posts)I'm here all week.
vkkv
(3,384 posts)LiberalFighter
(50,950 posts)MarianJack
(10,237 posts)I first heard that as a Texas high school and the football captain joke.
PEACE!