"Voting for Trump is like...

[Ilsa]

... handing your keys to the drunkest guy at the party and asking him to drive your family home."

Saw that today on a sign at Living Blue in a Red State.

[ffr]

1. Can you condense it down onto a bumper sticker?

Good analogy, though I prefer Trump = Disaster

[Egnever]

7. Close as I can get

[canetoad]

2. Is like a dog...

Faced with drinking from a big bowl of pure clean water or the toilet.....

[HughBeaumont]

3. Masturbating with fiberglass insulation.

Using oven cleaner as a sunscreen.
Brushing your teeth with Drano.
Saying "no" to Cardiomyopathy by choosing aneurysms.
Someone behind you clapping with the side of your face instead of their other hand.
Trying to get rid of ants by squirting bad orange juice everywhere.

[world wide wally]

4. Would you buy a used car From Donald Trump?

<It fits on a bumper sticker>

[Wounded Bear]

5. Self circumcision...nt