You got to caption tumps $20K portrait paid for by the trump foundation.

[yortsed snacilbuper]

[roamer65]

1. From Russia, with love.

Signed,

Your Pootie.

[The_Casual_Observer]

2. "Our Flounder"

[Siwsan]

3. Does this portrait come with a DeLorean time machine and flux capacitor?

[opiate69]

4. Im surprised it wasn't this...

[Island Blue]

5. Who is that supposed to be?

Looks more like Lee Majors circa Six Million Dollar man days. It looks nothing like Trump.

[shraby]

7. It definitely needs his name on it or in ten years

it could go in a yard sale and no one would know who is in the picture.

[Divine Discontent]

38. oh gosh it does look like the 6 Million Dollar Man! bahahaha yeah, Trump only wishes he was Lee!

[Enrique]

53. Dan Quayle?

[Lochloosa]

6. "I want to touch it so bsdly'

[panader0]

8. His head seems disproportionally small to his body.

And he's put on some weight since then.

[KittyWampus]

9. "Money and Fame are more important than principles". (Spoof on a quote from Hubbell)

The character Robert Redford played in In the movie The Way We Were


Hubbell Gardner: People are more important than their principles.
Katie Morosky Gardner: People ARE their principles.

TRUMP FOUND SOMEONE WHO WOULD MAKE HIM LOOK LIKE REDFORD.


That portrait looks nothing like him.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

10. The hands are too big and the gun in his pocket is much too big. . . . . nt

[MO_Dem]

13. Yeah, and they don't match!

One hand .looks much smaller than the other

[chollybocker]

17. That's not a gun in his pocket....

It's actually what Melania refers to as "his little basket of deplorable."

[GoDawgs]

35. OK that's hilarious.

[KelleyKramer]

11. I read an article, that thing is 6 feet tall

Talk about about an ego, sheesh!!

[onecaliberal]

12. #PutinsPoodle

[femmocrat]

14. "My portrait is way more heavenly than Carson's"!

[malaise]

15. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Looks like an English cricketer without his bat - what a pretentious git.

[TheCowsCameHome]

16. "Introducing Our New Line of Bankruptcy Wear"

[Buns_of_Fire]

18. He doesn't look like that today, he didn't look like that yesterday,

he NEVER looked like that. And that left hand looks like it's been repainted over. Maybe it's paler because it's normally stuffed in his pants, fantasizing about himself.

But hell, for twenty large I imagine I'd make him look like Jesus Ascending, if he wanted.

A fool and his money, and all that.

[sarae]

57. So true...

He's never, ever looked like that. Not even close!

Actually, that's not true, I'm sure he looks just like that in his dreams.

[Ilsa]

19. What a stupid looking portrait.

I think the foundation got ripped off.

[Initech]

20. He looks like Shooter McGavin from Happy Gilmore in that picture!

[Wellstone ruled]

21. Looks more like a in store

display ad for Ralph Lauren. Recognize the Cable stitched V-Neck preppy sweater. Noticed the Polo apply-cay was brushed out. Damn,just gave that thing to Good Will couple of months ago.

[Kaleva]

22. The Hero of the Battle of Khe Sanh

[alittlelark]

23. WTF???

....Looks like a page out of a yearbook.... aside from the gold guild.

I am particularly interested in the 'tiny hand placement'.....

[elehhhhna]

24. You can see the outline where he had someone apparently try to make the hand look bigger

[jmowreader]

25. "Isn't Trump the six BILLION dollar man?"

[Hassin Bin Sober]

49. Yeah, they replaced his tiny rat-claw hands.

Better than he was ...

Bigger, stronger, faster

[jmowreader]

50. Fuller of shit. More crooked.

[MFM008]

52. Look up" Brown Jenkin"

From an H.P. Lovecraft story, 'Dreams in the Witch house', other than maggots it is a perfect fit for the maggot.

[2naSalit]

26. A half dozen

Raw eggs would fix that up right.

[KT2000]

27. tumps is a better name for him

the painter did catch his little fingers and small head.

[pinboy3niner]

28. It's a bit imperfect, but I know someone who can fix it

Art expert Cecilia Gimenez will fix it right up.

[Warren DeMontague]

29. He looks like the obnoxious rich kid from every john hughes or savage steve holland 80s film

[Historic NY]

30. The Guardian has some

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/gallery/2016/mar/16/interpreting-trump-art-that-honors-and-art-that-tears-him-down-in-pictures

[ChoppinBroccoli]

31. Reminds Me Of This

[Divine Discontent]

36. I instantly thought of that too, and ...

[dixiegrrrrl]

56. Yeah, but that artist could draw realistic hands.

Everything from the waist down in Trump's pic looks like a cartoon drawing, esp. the hands.

[anamandujano]

32. "Somebody screwed up! I'm supposed to be out there running the campaign;

he should be on canvas in the closet." Dorian Trump

[librarylu]

33. "Tennis, anyone?"

It looks a lot better than any photo of him playing golf.

[Kathy M]

34. " As long as I look rich no one will know I owe a ton of money all over the world "

[Divine Discontent]

37. barf.. another big feelin' MF, as my dad would've said!

and the fact they spent 20,000 of the charity's money on this says a lot about it's wonderful work...

[texanwitch]

39. This is what he thinks he looks like in his head.

That is why he wears bigger suits and long ties.

He doesn't live in the real world.

He probably keeps it in his bedroom.

[Person 2713]

40. Always orange even in his younger years eh? Why the one beige big hand? For 20 K I would

want the hand to match my other one and face ripoff
My caption
"Forever Orange"

[Generic Other]

41. Only a starving artist would paint that

But I know there is an old lady somewhere who can fix it.

[jmowreader]

51. If he wasn't starving before, he is now

The Donald's track record at paying his bills is not stellar.

[Spider Jerusalem]

42. Why is Trump dressed for playing cricket?

[Liberal_in_LA]

43. He never looked that good

[rufus dog]

44. I don't always Douche

but when I do, I use Donald J. Trump extra size Douche.

p.s. my hands aren't this size, I made the artist make them larger.

[pinboy3niner]

45. "Most Likely to be Voted Off the Island" nt

[sakabatou]

46. A cheeto in a human disguise

[Mr Maru]

47. Pocket pool. Many people say I'm the best at it. Of all the sports it's

one of my most favorite and I'm very good at it this I can tell you.

Believe me.

Also, these are not my hands, my hands are so much bigger you can count on that.

[Skittles]

48. winner of the contest to depict "White Privilege"

yes INDEED

[eShirl]

54. ...

[eShirl]

55. Looks like some major disaster happening behind him in the distance...

"Now one of my buildings is the tallest in New York."

[sarae]

58. Donald Trump's Tremendously Vivid Imagination.

[sarae]

59. Is this the same artist that did the Sweet Valley High books from the `80s?

[Vinca]

60. Words escape me. The only thing missing is the black velvet.

[krispos42]

61. Looks like it was inspired by the Macy's clothing catalogue.

Summer 1986 collection.

[Paladin]

62. "Does This Portrait Make Me Look Like Roger Moore?" (nt)

[teach1st]

63. Ass

Does this ass make my picture frame look big?

[randome]

64. "I know I am but what are you?"

[hr][font color="blue"][center]Everything is a satellite to some other thing.[/center][/font][hr]

[3catwoman3]

65. Interesting observation about the difference in...

...the hand color. The stripes on that sleeve of the sweater are different, too.

And that massive frame is fugly as hell. Der Trumpenfuhrer is certainly not a believer is the less-is-more philosophy.

[demmiblue]

66. Brought to you by the Harlequin Romance school of painting. n/t

[yortsed snacilbuper]

67. The second coming.