Big question: Is Trump Pakled or Ferengi?

[Bernardo de La Paz]

I think Trump is Pakled

[The Wielding Truth]

1. Neither. I see him most resembling the spoiled alien child, Trelane.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

8. With medals?

[The Wielding Truth]

9. Good transposition, Bernardo. Now we need a higher authority to rein in trump.

[Thor_MN]

14. I wuz winning, I was gonna be a General, you saw, I wuz winning...

I always thought of W as Trelane, but Trump fits too.

[raging moderate]

2. Ferengi.

Pakleds have redeeming social qualities.

[Glassunion]

3. Indeed. The Pakleds' most redeeming quality is they admit ignorance.

[raging moderate]

5. He who knows not and knows that he knows not is a student.

Teach him.

[exboyfil]

4. Ferengi are too smart

He is a oafish Pakled. He doesn't even understand that he doesn't understand (by the way the most dangerous error condition).

[underpants]

6. He thinks he's Q

But he's not

[KG]

7. a giant Tribble. it's growing on his head.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

10. Trouble

[cagefreesoylentgreen]

11. Pakled, definitely

The moment he said "I am smart," clinched it for me XD

[demmiblue]

12. Baron Vladimir Harkonnen

[hunter]

13. I'd rather do business with Quark than Trump.

Ferengi may not have an ethical system humans approve of, but it is an ethical system.

Just imagine what a holosuite program at Trump's would be like.

At Quark's you rent "Picnic on Risa with a Sex God" and it's the Sex God of your dreams and the setting is Risa.

At Trump's you rent the same title and you get Trump as the "Sex God" and the setting is some property he's promoting. When you complain he tells you it's your fault you didn't enjoy the program because you are too fat, too skinny, too old, or too ugly, and that all his other customers simply LOVE that program, and he even has a few customers who rent it every day.