How do you find a Trump rally?

[underpants]

Follow the knuckle tracks in the dirt












I think "knuckle tracks" works better than " drool". Thoughts?

Oh hell. I'll do a poll.

5 votes, 0 passes | Time left: Unlimited
	Follow the knuckle tracks in the dirt
	2 (40%)
	Follow the drool
	1 (20%)
	Go towards what looks like a bonfire
	0 (0%)
	Listen for the Wagner music
	0 (0%)
	Turn on the TV
	0 (0%)
	Call Sean Hannity
	1 (20%)
	Don't ask Mike Pence
	0 (0%)
	----Others? please respond
	1 (20%)
	0 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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[Angry Dragon]

1. I always look for them in the sewer

[underpants]

3. Nice

[Beartracks]

2. "Don't ask Mike Pence." LOL

[underpants]

4. :-)

[lpbk2713]

6. The smell of burning sulphur gives them away.

[Lady Freedom Returns]

11. We have a winner.

However, the devil says leave him out of it. Trump gives him the shivers.

[Warpy]

7. Follow the trail of pork rind bags

and other discarded junk food litter including Bud Light cans.

These are not sophisticated diners.

[obamanut2012]

8. Check Stormfront

[Pakid]

10. Look for the burning cross

Trump will be there

[baldguy]

12. Look for an outhouse & dig to the bottom of the cesspit under it.

[anamandujano]

13. I actually thought I would have to post "you forgot follow the drool." Good job!

[underpants]

14. +

[StrictlyRockers]

15. Just follow the trail of discarded AutoTrader magazines

[malaise]

16. Switch the station n/t

[Warren DeMontague]

17. just follow the sound of marching and broken glass

torches and banners?

[TomJulie]

18. Find Parked Pickups...

where a 10-foot stepladder is needed to get inside.

[Skittles]

19. kick over a rock

[underpants]

20. :-)