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madamesilverspurs

(15,806 posts)
Fri Oct 14, 2016, 08:06 PM Oct 2016

I am no longer referring to Donald Trump as an asshole.

But I’m doing so out of recognition that the rectal aperture, unpleasant though it may be, does serve a genuinely necessary purpose. Trump, on the other hand, serves no discernible purpose. Therefore, I will endeavor to find a term that more accurately describes Trump’s pervasive malignancy.

Poisonous polyp?

Hairy hemorrhoid?


Suggestions are welcome.


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I am no longer referring to Donald Trump as an asshole. (Original Post) madamesilverspurs Oct 2016 OP
I kinda like the sound of saltpoint Oct 2016 #1
.... Historic NY Oct 2016 #3
You win. Cracklin Charlie Oct 2016 #12
Orange Anus works for me Brother Buzz Oct 2016 #2
Sleazy Sphincter TheCowsCameHome Oct 2016 #4
Bloated maggot MFM008 Oct 2016 #5
I've also stopped calling him a pig meadowlark5 Oct 2016 #6
Hmmm. Festering, malignant polyp seems descriptive enough.. Laffy Kat Oct 2016 #7
How about "pustulant polyp"? silverweb Oct 2016 #10
Oooooh, I like pustulant polyp. nt Laffy Kat Oct 2016 #16
Yay! silverweb Oct 2016 #17
Trumpster the Molester n/t Tribalceltic Oct 2016 #8
I call him Assface. Cracklin Charlie Oct 2016 #11
One woman said he was like an octopus....so Octotrump. roamer65 Oct 2016 #13
POTBOH ROFF Oct 2016 #14
Giant orange tumor, in life-threatening metastasis. How's that one? nomorenomore08 Oct 2016 #15
I've been using Howler Monkey... JHB Oct 2016 #18
Around Casa Spiderpig he's known as Toenail Fungus. spiderpig Oct 2016 #19
Irreconcilably inadequate idiot SticksnStones Oct 2016 #20

meadowlark5

(2,795 posts)
6. I've also stopped calling him a pig
Fri Oct 14, 2016, 08:31 PM
Oct 2016

Pigs are highly intelligent, are social creatures and give us bacon. All admirable things. None of which Trump is.

I refer to him as a slob, troglodyte, piece of shit works too.

Laffy Kat

(16,386 posts)
7. Hmmm. Festering, malignant polyp seems descriptive enough..
Fri Oct 14, 2016, 08:32 PM
Oct 2016

But it's just too long. I'll keep thinking because it's fun.

silverweb

(16,402 posts)
10. How about "pustulant polyp"?
Fri Oct 14, 2016, 08:38 PM
Oct 2016

[font color="navy" face="Verdana"]I happen to like alliteration very much.

Cracklin Charlie

(12,904 posts)
11. I call him Assface.
Fri Oct 14, 2016, 08:54 PM
Oct 2016

I stopped saying his name when he congratulated himself over the murder of Dwyane Wades cousin.

You would be amazed how many people know exactly who I am referring to.

JHB

(37,162 posts)
18. I've been using Howler Monkey...
Sat Oct 15, 2016, 02:24 AM
Oct 2016

They're orange, make loud, vulgar noises, and piss on anything the see below them.

(noise warning, lower your volume)

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