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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsNation Fears Drug Test Would Reveal Trump Not on Drugs —revealed by Andy Borowitz
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)Donald J. Trumps suggestion that both Presidential candidates submit to a drug test has sparked fears that such a test would reveal that he is not on drugs.
In interviews conducted across the country, voters said that they would be alarmed and distressed to learn that the billionaires statements and actions were the product of a mind unaltered in any way by a controlled substance.
It never occurred to me that Donald Trump might not be on drugs, Carol Foyler, an accountant from Toledo, Ohio, said. That would be terrifying.
Harland Dorrinson, a mechanic from St. Petersburg, Florida, said that the chilling possibility of Trump not being on drugs was a strong argument against submitting the candidates to drug testing. If it turns out that he isnt on anything, this is something that the American people shouldnt have to find out, he said. Weve suffered enough this election.
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Nation Fears Drug Test Would Reveal Trump Not on Drugs —revealed by Andy Borowitz (Original Post)
Mira
Oct 2016
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CanSocDem
(3,286 posts)1. That is funny!! (eom)
Thinkingabout
(30,058 posts)2. Is it true Viagra makes the skin color change to orange?
marybourg
(12,631 posts)3. No, it's just "his warm golden skin tones
and well-defined chin". You DO see the well defined chin, dontcha?
Scarsdale
(9,426 posts)5. Well defined chin
Which one of the three is supposed to be well defined?
Gothmog
(145,288 posts)4. I love good satire
longship
(40,416 posts)6. One has to love Andy Borowitz.
He is a real gem.
NastyRiffraff
(12,448 posts)7. Andy Borowitz is a national treasure
He is having fun with this election.
Nac Mac Feegle
(971 posts)8. Truly,
The prospect that he is NOT on drugs is a more frightening possibility than that he is.
That much crazy being chemically induced is a far more comforting concept than it being naturally occurring.
ThoughtCriminal
(14,047 posts)9. All I know is, if Hillary IS on drugs
I want what she's having!