Groupon Says It Will Name Your Baby For $1K

[cynatnite]

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The deal states that, "Upon your child’s birth, Groupon will relieve you of the burden of naming your baby by bestowing a specially selected, custom-first name upon your infant son or daughter."

The company said it will email each purchaser of the deal with "A name for their child based on the name's aesthetic value and for how it might look emblazoned on a trophy one day."

As of Wednesday morning, six brave souls have taken Groupon up on the offer by purchasing the deal. However, no details have been released about the identities of the Grouponees or any names they've been pitched.

For those not expecting a special delivery anytime soon, fortunately, Groupon said the deal can also be purchased for friends and family members.

http://www.wcyb.com/watercooler/31186939/detail.html

http://www.groupon.com/deals/groupon-baby?dl=d47388

[drm604]

1. Notice the fine print?

http://www.groupon.com/deals/groupon-baby?dl=d47388

Groupon, the official World's Foremost Authority in Baby Naming™ , will name your child or children "Clembough". No substitutes or modifications. Spelling non-negotiable.

[FSogol]

3. Clembough will be better than 1 million boys named Jason and 1 million girls named Britney.

[Dawson Leery]

2. Groupon needs to go the way of Enron.

[Mz Pip]

4. I'll send this to my son

His daughter is due to arrive any day now and they still haven't chosen a name!

[HopeHoops]

5. Vladamir - and I didn't even charge $1,000.