A Clown for All Creation. Please come CAPTION Steve (Can't you take a joke?) Doocy!!

[skip fox]

Steve (the fecal clown) Doocy is saying: "Some have speculated that Obama got the Russians to send ships to Syria so that the President can act tough and back them down. . . . Putin's in on it! . . . The fix is in from the beginning. . . . Boy, sounds credible from where I'm sitting!!!"

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

1. My sphincter is tightening, tightening and I'm about to disappear down my own black hole

Implosion -- poof -- rapture.

[spanone]

2. 'Some have speculated' boy, there's a fucking mouthful.

[skip fox]

4. CAPTIONing at DU is a verb normally. Therefore tne CAPTIONS are "made up."

but we try to channel the essence of the person being CAPTIONed.

The "some have suggested/some have speculated" is a Fox signature phrase used prion to injecting whatever pollution they can into political discussion.

[Lint Head]

3. I'm a woman. So there.

[HopeHoops]

5. "This is my good set of toofes."

[monmouth]

6. VAGINA!!! so there...n/t

[ithinkmyliverhurts]

7. "God, I love the smell of latex in the morning."

[skip fox]

8. "My son Steve said he'll carry on my legacy of honest and unafraid reporting here at Fox. . . .

It's great when children respect their parents for always telling the truth!"

[skip fox]

9. "If Obama is not trying to sell out our country, then I'm a liar.

Fat chance!"

[Angry Dragon]

10. Another huge idiot heard from

[skip fox]

11. "Now Obama and Putin are talking. . . . What did I tell ya? . . . Obama's gonna come out shining!"