Trump will play the part of squinty eye tough guy in tonight's debate

[Solly Mack]

and he sounds like someone slipped him a Valium.

[Solly Mack]

1. I can't help but think that someone did get the questions and topics in advance.

Those questions (re:SCOTUS) are tailored to right-wing talking points.

[procon]

2. He looks like he's constipated, not a tough guy.

Common problem amongst older men.

[Solly Mack]

4. Yes, but he thinks he looks tough

Being full of shit gives him his swagger.

[Solly Mack]

3. Those tiny hands being dwarfed by the mic

more squinting, more hen's ass of a mouth, and more and more cushioning of Trump by Wallace.

LMAO the NRA supported me quicker than it has anyone ever in the history of the world!

[uppityperson]

30. Why did he move the mike up to mouth level? It picks up the sniffs and covers his face

[Solly Mack]

32. He'll later claim his mic wasn't working.(again)

Actually, I think it his disrespectful way of saying she is not worth listening to...

[Solly Mack]

5. I trust Wallace will also be burping Trump later as he is spoon feeding him now.

[Solly Mack]

6. "Rip the baby". Yeah, that's medical fact for you. Idiot.

[Solly Mack]

7. OK. That's it. He's been medicated.

[malaise]

8. He's a sick fuck

a despicable human being. I can't bare watching but I have to see it.

[Solly Mack]

10. He really does look like Mussolini with his eye squint.

[malaise]

11. Now comes the interruptions

He's sick

[Solly Mack]

9. Mary, mother of my best friend Nell, how the fuck can anyone listen to his

garbage and not hear the ignorance coming out of his mouth?

[Solly Mack]

12. The wall, the wall, the wall! Bigly, bettery, huge and large, I tell you, large!

[suffragette]

14. I think the valium's already starting to wear off.

[Solly Mack]

16. It's all that huge masculinity coursing through his veins burning the sedation off.

[suffragette]

20. Or synthetic testosterone mixed with some coke.

[Solly Mack]

22. A hard on without the will...yeah, that sounds like Trump

[suffragette]

24. Yep, and numb to others' feelings.

[Solly Mack]

26. Yep

but I think he's numb to the feelings of others by nature and probably nurture.

[suffragette]

27. I think you're absolutely right.

[Solly Mack]

13. Oops. Now he'll deny he used undocumented workers.

[Solly Mack]

15. Yeah. Wallace geared his questions and topics to boost Trump and attack Clinton.

And no one will ever get me to believe that Trump did not get those topics/questions before this evening.

[suffragette]

17. Thus, Trump thanking Chris. Yeah, it's clear that is going on. Also clear that Clinton is

Fully prepared for this double teaming.

[ecstatic]

18. He's definitely drugged. nt

[Solly Mack]

23. I think so.

[Solly Mack]

19. I don't know Putin but let me tell you how he thinks.

[Solly Mack]

21. Putin is smarter - but I don't know Putin!

[Solly Mack]

25. Yes, because we gain nothing by stationing troops on their soil.

What an idiot.

[Solly Mack]

28. As an aside: He's hair is getting thinner on top.

Do tribbles shed? They must.

[Solly Mack]

29. I'll never understand why republicans, all of them it seems, have a hen's ass for a mouth.

[Solly Mack]

31. I'm going to deal stronger, bigger, better, grandly, huge, beyond all time

I will do it all because I'm Super Trump- it's like a really bigly dump with corn!

[SusanCalvin]

33. Yes, and he looks like an idiot. nt

[Solly Mack]

35. Yeah, but to be fair, he always looks like an idiot.

[SusanCalvin]

36. True. But I think he's outdoing himself tonight. nt

[Solly Mack]

38. Well, he does like to grandstand.

[Solly Mack]

34. Wallace: Your plan is unrealistic. Trump: I made friends and they like me loads!

[Solly Mack]

37. Trump again displays how little he knows about how government works.

Now, the sad part is, his supporters are equally as stupid - or they would see through the "last 30 years blah blah blah"

[Solly Mack]

39. LMAO Run the country like he ran his businesses? Into bankruptcy?

[Solly Mack]

40. LMAO Yeah, debunked. Oh, and fuck Wallace. Bill Clinton isn't running.

[Solly Mack]

41. I wasn't even born when those women were groped! It wasn't me! I don't know any of them!

[Solly Mack]

42. I want to smack Trump for general purposes.

Not because he deserves it (he does) but because I've been sick lately (nightmare ER story over the last few days) and it would aid in my healing to smack him.

[suffragette]

44. Yikes, I hope you're feeling ok now.

[Solly Mack]

46. I'm not actually, but I am better.

Cancer isn't back but my body is still attacking me from the treatment. If it isn't one thing it is something else.

Thanks, suggfragette! I needed that hug!

[suffragette]

47. Here's an extra big HUG.

Scary going through that.

[Solly Mack]

43. All fictional! All lies. Those women (those ugly women that I don't know), all lies!

[Solly Mack]

45. Can we make Trump leave America? I know, I know. Very unAmerican of me

but still....won't some other country do us a solid and take him?

[Solly Mack]

48. Trump's rump is making an appearance.

If he dropped it like it was hot the world would gag in unison.

[Solly Mack]

49. Seriously? I'll keep you in suspense? Wanker.

[Solly Mack]

50. He only knows Mosul. Every notice that? Mosul is the only town he knows.

I guess that's all his prep team could teach him.

[Solly Mack]

51. Don't believe the visuals and audios of what I said! They're all - wrong!

[Solly Mack]

52. LMAO It has too fallen by my definition of the word fallen!

[Solly Mack]

53. The man truly believes that dinner party rhetoric passes for legitimate policy.

He monopolizes the dinner party, bragging about himself and how great he thinks he is, and believes that translates into the ability to be President.

[Solly Mack]

54. My mini-dachshund just growled at Trump.

[Solly Mack]

55. LMAO. My answer is perfect! Damn you, Wallace! My answer will, too, help!

[Solly Mack]

56. He's immature. I find that very distasteful.

[Solly Mack]

57. Want to end it on a positive note? Smack Trump.

[Solly Mack]

58. Why, yes. Yes. I can entertain myself.

Long habit from watching the dust bunnies.

[Solly Mack]

59. My husband wins! He said Trump would go "inner city" during his positive note.

[Solly Mack]

60. I'd like to thank the academy, my gerbera daisies, and the anoles

that live in my daisy patch.

Oh, everyone else who read my ramblings.

Oh, now - of course you come before my daisies.

I do rather love anoles though.

[Solly Mack]

61. Gasconade

Tiny hands with tiny phalanges

Connect to a drawn, harrowed face on an orange balloon

Hot air is its life

A waste of breath for

a bulging pit across a rubbery expanse

No noble gas to make it rise

No string attached for anchor

Adrift it scuttles across the land

in search of a greatness

it will never obtain.