Biggest Asshole of the Week

[ZX86]

This has been an outstanding week of exceptional assholery. I can't decide which of these cretins is worse.

1. Donald Trump - Too much shit to even quantify.

2. Clarence Thomas - Reckless ass grabbing.

3. Newt Gringrich - Hypocritical slut shaming.

4. Bundy Jury - WTF???

5. James O'Keefe - More bullshit videos.

6. Mark Kirk - Insulting a disabled vet and her entire family.

7. Alex Jones - Bless his heart.

8. Any random Trump spokesperson - Babbling crazy shit.

9. Megan Kelly - Race baiter extraordinaire discovering social issues that affect only herself.

10. Mike Pence - I'm sure he said something stupid. It just got lost in the tsunami of other bullshit.

11. John McCain - Blocking all SCOTUS picks.

12. Darrell Issa - Trying to make buddy-buddy with Obama after being a total shit.

13. Rudy Giuliani - See number 10.

[LonePirate]

1. Ted Cruz is missing from your list. He deserves permanent placement on any list of assholes.

His Constitution-shredding bullshit about blocking all of Hillary's SCOTUS appointees surely has to rank among the most egregious FUs to America this week from Republicans.

[chillfactor]

3. no argument there....

Cruz is a real asshole. I do not often swear bur cruz deserves it!

[ZX86]

4. The asshole count this week daunting.

I knew I'd miss some. Some I just skipped over like the whole MSNBC crowd (Joe & Mika, Andrea Mitchell, Chuck Todd). I'd have to agree though, Ted Cruz is an exceptional asshole.

[Jim Beard]

15. I am trying to figure his claim that the court can be maintained with 8 justices.

A real Asshole.

[KentuckyWoman]

2. I nominate your post for funniest post of the decade.

Art.....pure art.

[ZX86]

8. I don't know. Has he been an asshole this week?

Regardless, he's the kind of asshole that leaves a stench even after he's left the room.

[Buckeye_Democrat]

6. Amazing assholery.

I sometimes think Alex Jones is legitimately crazy, though.

[ZX86]

9. Either that or

The greatest Andy Kaufmanesque performance artist ever.

[Buckeye_Democrat]

10. If so, he's more talented than Kaufman.

His supposed crazy behavior was always obvious.

It was loads of fun seeing him get wrestling fans in an uproar!

[rusty quoin]

14. Those days were different. He was a good guy.

[spanone]

35. alex needs a rubber room.

[The Wielding Truth]

7. And just think.

If Trump would win they would all be making decisions that would effect our lives.

Vote everyone! Vote for Hillary!

[ZX86]

11. Oh shit! How could I forget.

14. Chris Christie

What list of assholes would be complete without Chris Christie! Throwing shit at your employees? Classic asshole move.

[ZX86]

12. And the hits keep coming.

15. Sheriff Arpiao

Every list needs a full on racist asshole. Contempt of court. Racial profiling. He needs a perp walk real bad.

[ZX86]

13. Honarable mention to

16. Roger Ailes

This vomit inducing asshole at least has the decency to slither back under the rocks from which he came after cutting ties with Trump this week.

[Jim Beard]

16. Have you seem him lately? He looks like Jabba the Hut!

[ZX86]

21. Looking like Jabba the Hut?

You mean more than usual?

[lonestarnot]

17. Gary Johnson became pretty assholish over here. Psycho.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028256449

[ZX86]

18. I always thought of him more of an idiot.

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But after viewing that vid I'll have to move him over to the psycho/idiot column. The assholeness he displayed here was more organic though. I don't think he walked into the room planning to be an asshole. It just came out naturally as apart of his being a complete nut.

[phleshdef]

19. Someone needs to bring back "Top 10 Conservative Idiots" like the old DU use to have.

[Achilleaze]

20. .

[Mendocino]

24. Jason Chaffetz

come to think about it, anybody that has an -R after their name.

[ZX86]

26. I don't consider Chaffetz a major asshole.

But not for his lack of trying. He's more of a pathetic weasel and coward who aspires to be an asshole. This week's Trump endorsement/non-endorsement shows he's as spineless as he is chicken shit. He's sort of a low rent Darrel Issa. One to keep your eye on.

[Mendocino]

29. Big ones, little ones

they still smell the same. Why I'm here I'll add Mark Kirk to the list.

[Mendocino]

33. After the last few days,

has your opinion of Chaffetz on the A list changed? He's up to his beady little eyeballs in deep crap.

[ZX86]

37. Yes it has. I made a terrible mistake.

I was trying to be charitable but when I heard the news he's planning nothing but wild goose chase investigations for the next couple of years the first thing that came to my mind was, "What a fucking asshole!".

[Mendocino]

39. Chaffetz certainly fell far further far into the slimy swamp.

It's all good!

[ZX86]

25. Proof you can't keep a good asshole down.

17. Joe Walsh

He's out of Congress but can't stop making news with his "grabbing his musket" talk. There's a special place in hell for deadbeat dad assholes.

[EL34x4]

34. I feel bad for the cool, guitar-slinging Joe Walsh who made the Eagles suck a little less

And wish he could sue this asshole for besmirching his good name.

[ZX86]

40. In full agreement.

Here's a little something to cleanse the palate.

[underpants]

27. Hannity interviewed Clinton "fixer" from Batboy news and offered to fly Oabama to Kenya

[ZX86]

28. Sean has been in panic mode all week.

Ever since Ailes was shit canned Lumpy McAsswipe has been rudderless and confused. His incoherent Twiitter rant this week was especially pathetic and entertaining. One of America's most consistent and reliable assholes.

[Initech]

30. *plugs Top 10 Conservative Idiots*

We're on a brief hiatus (resuming Nov. 16th) but check out last week's list:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028253054

Also be sure to check out the complete 1st season run down: http://www.democraticunderground.com/1016169212

[imanamerican63]

31. Comey!!! Late in the week!

[ZX86]

38. FBI directors have a long history of assholism.

Comey apparently is no exception.*

*Standing up to Gonzalez and Bush took balls. I'll give him that.

[Jim Beard]

32. Comey

I am ready for political pressure. Come on Obama, fire his ass NOW. This was uncalled for.

[ryan_cats]

36. This is

This is goatse levels this week.