A random trump supporter sent me this youtube private message

[rumdude]

I kid you not.

"Dims gag out choke lies from there brute froth holes."

That's what we're dealing with here, folks.

[lapfog_1]

1. might as well be a series of grunts

it would make as much sense

[RexCasual]

3. I wonder if other neandertrumps

can decipher it

[ProfessorGAC]

4. Klingon Is Clearer Than That Message

Sheesh, what a buffoon.

[cagefreesoylentgreen]

15. I think even Pakleds would be stumped

[ProfessorGAC]

22. "We're Not Smart"

"They're smart"

[irisblue]

20. Klingon is a useful language, the original Shakespeare is amazing

That post, not so much

[3catwoman3]

5. Say what????

That is pretty well unintelligible.

[PunksMom]

6. Wait...what???

[sinkingfeeling]

7. Ask if English is his second language.

[dawg]

8. So monosyllabic.

You should've replied "Nuh-huh!"

[gratuitous]

9. Offer him a bet

$100 says that Donald Trump will not be the next president of the United States. I'm trying to monetize this kind of stupid, but it's tough. None of Trump's supporters seem to have the money or the integrity to bet.

[safeinOhio]

11. That works

I've been doing it for almost 8 years with NRA types. I make it $1K and they are never willing to take the bet. Then I tell them they don't believe their own BS. I like to do it in front of a group

[Coyotl]

10. Russian and trump trolls have minimum 20 Facebook accounts each.

That's not a random Trump supporter, that's a Facebook troll and you can report them as a false identity and take it down.

[snort]

12. This is on point,

I've got a brute froth hole, a damn fine one.

[tazkcmo]

27. Tomorrow.

I'm having mine professionally installed and expertly frothed tomorrow. I'm so excited!

[rumdude]

40. you guys crack me up - nt

[Vinca]

13. That takes "uneducated voter" to a whole new level.

[lpbk2713]

14. Is that from Chaucer?

WTF?

[grabber]

18. Sounds like Russian trolls

They are everywhere.

[Lucinda]

19. Reminds me of Whoopi's line from Jumpin' Jack Flash

"Dog's barking, can't fly without umbrella"

It's like the "crazy right wing" version of hipster poetry...

[Moostache]

29. I was thinking "Red Dawn" (1984 version)

Right now I've got a few words for some of our brothers and sisters in the occupied zone: "the chair is against the wall, the chair is against the wall", "john has a long mustache, john has a long mustache". It's twelve o'clock, American, another day closer to victory.
Red Dawn (1984)

[Lucinda]

33. Wow...that's a blast from the past!

[Moostache]

36. LOL...I can't believe the things you can find on YouTube these days...

[Lucinda]

37. Awesome! I often get lost down the youtube rabbit hole!

Great find!

[rumdude]

39. I came along a little after Red Dawn's peak but

my friends and I were close enough to know about it.

It was a comically bad movie, right? Or, was it good in a way?

[Moostache]

43. "So bad its good"...otherwise known as "Patrick Swayze movie"...LOL (nt)

[lumberjack_jeff]

21. it's 2/3 of a haiku

Dims gag out choke lies...
(Republicans need more school)
...from there brute froth holes

[wordpix]

24. lolol

[Lucinda]

34. Excellent!

[wordpix]

23. sounds like the Trump supporters I met yesterday while door knocking

Husband-wife Neandertrumps yelling about "libruls taking my guns away!"

Also he defended unlimited guns with, "England now has just as bad a problem but you can't get guns there so they use knives." huh? I came back with, "But knives don't kill 100 people in just minutes ike high-powered rifles do," and then the guy starts arguing about the number "100." ugh

[rumdude]

25. Did that happen in a red state?

What part of the country?

[Kablooie]

26. You've been roundly chastised in your froth holes, I see.

[C_U_L8R]

30. You can hear the knuckles dragging...

The right wingers seem to have no problem
showcasing their ignorance at every opportunity

[The Genealogist]

31. Is this some sort of English dialect?

I don't know what a "brute froth hole" is but i hope I never meet one in a back alley.

[malchickiwick]

32. Did he mean "brute santorum hole" maybe??

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=santorum&defid=942955

[Rocknrule]

41. I'm sure it sounded more coherent in its original Russian

[0rganism]

42. hey now, my froth hole is smooth and pink, and not very brutish at all

plus i've never had to gag out choke anything from it

as far as i can tell, others have had mostly good things to say about my froth hole

[ThoughtCriminal]

44. I can translate that

YARGLE, BARGLE, BLARGH!!