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Augiedog

(2,548 posts) Fri Nov 4, 2016, 06:41 PM Nov 2016

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BREAKING: FBI to investigate FBI. Sources report that one half of the FBI will investigate the other

half. To ensure integrity of the investigation all FBI agents are required to bend over and shove their heads up their respective asses during the investigation. Reports will be due as soon as some one can figure out which way is out. No tricky farting will be allowed to obfuscate the investigation, nor will constipation be an excuse for delay of results. On the count of three the investigation and its integrity conditions will begin: one....two....

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BREAKING: FBI to investigate FBI. Sources report that one half of the FBI will investigate the other (Original Post) Augiedog Nov 2016 OP

This says it all... sunweaver Nov 2016 #1

Leaky Johnny2X2X Nov 2016 #2

Trump has already thrown our country into a Constitutional crises. world wide wally Nov 2016 #3

Here is a photo of the FBI investigting itself ... JoePhilly Nov 2016 #4

Fire and forfeit pensions...perhaps some will learn beachbum bob Nov 2016 #5

um-kay C_U_L8R Nov 2016 #6

Like a, Who's on first? Skit. sarcasmo Nov 2016 #7

sunweaver

(75 posts)

1. This says it all...

Reply to Augiedog (Original post)

Fri Nov 4, 2016, 06:48 PM

Nov 2016

Sorry - I can't get the "link" to work!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drawing_Hands

Johnny2X2X

(19,066 posts)

2. Leaky

Reply to Augiedog (Original post)

Fri Nov 4, 2016, 07:00 PM

Nov 2016

Leakiest investigation in history.

world wide wally

(21,743 posts)

3. Trump has already thrown our country into a Constitutional crises.

Reply to Augiedog (Original post)

Fri Nov 4, 2016, 07:08 PM

Nov 2016

Imagine if he actually gets elected

JoePhilly

(27,787 posts)

4. Here is a photo of the FBI investigting itself ...

Reply to Augiedog (Original post)

Fri Nov 4, 2016, 07:12 PM

Nov 2016

"Does my ass smell??"

beachbum bob

(10,437 posts)

5. Fire and forfeit pensions...perhaps some will learn

Reply to Augiedog (Original post)

Fri Nov 4, 2016, 07:48 PM

Nov 2016

C_U_L8R

(45,002 posts)

6. um-kay

Reply to Augiedog (Original post)

Fri Nov 4, 2016, 08:12 PM

Nov 2016

Meanwhile, why don't we get a special prosecutor or a
grand jury or someone, anyone, to go in and check their work.

sarcasmo

(23,968 posts)

7. Like a, Who's on first? Skit.

Reply to Augiedog (Original post)

Fri Nov 4, 2016, 09:15 PM

Nov 2016

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