Trump announces Secretary of State pick

[BainsBane]

New Secreary of State pets the President-elect in thank you gesture.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. The president-elect is not that cute.

[BainsBane]

6. True

But he is Putin's lap dog.

[guillaumeb]

2. My first thought was that some humor is needed at this time,

but on second thought, I deleted my first thought.

[BainsBane]

3. I think it's safe to say

His foreign policy will be outsourced to the Kremlin regardless. It's more dark satire than humor.

[itsrobert]

4. He thought the position was Secretary of Steak

[BainsBane]

5. Trump steaks. Of course.

[sheshe2]

7. Ha!

[Ligyron]

8. The dog is a Caucasian Ovcharka

or Caucasian Mountain Dog.

Big, mean, Bush's dog Barney? pffft

[BainsBane]

9. He looks like a St. Bernard

But I'll take your word on it.