Wanted to start my day off on a positive note. So in pursuit of that ideal I am giving tRump the
finger. Yes that finger. tRump, even when my hands are in my pockets because it is cold I am giving you the finger. It is a special finger, one I'm sure you would recognize, although it is undoubtedly bigger than yours, making it a better finger. In finger world tRump you are a classic looser as has been so reliably reported on the interwebs, and even national news. If an alien space ship showed up to visit and saw what kind of leader we had put in place they too would give you the finger (one of their 17 fingers). When they report back to the intergalactic council what you are and that we had put you in charge, the entire intergalactic species would give you the finger. Then they would, using that very special finger, vaporize us for being inexcusably unfingerish (I say it's a word).
So dumbass Don, here is to you, that finger. It is not fickle, it is not fateful, it rises majestically, aimed at you and only you. I think it should become the new resistance symbol. Every time someone lifts that special finger they are giving it to you and only you. So enjoy your fingering dumbass Don.