Satire: Warning from President for Life Donald J. Trump

[MineralMan]

This notification will be published in all media on January 20, 2016

Notice to All Americans!
In an Executive Order, President for Life Donald Trump, proclaims:

To the Citizens of the United States

Be it proclaimed that the United States of America is a tremendous country, with a terrific President, who will benevolently rule during his lifetime, after which it will be perfectly ruled by his benevolent heirs and assigns in perpetuity. It's going to be wonderful and great to be an American, as long as everyone does what I say. If you don't wish to do that, you are encouraged to leave at once or risk imprisonment and forced labor.

All Hail the United States of America! All Hail President for Life Trump!

[LongTomH]

1. Brrrrr!!!!! Too much reality in this post!!!!!