Next Doomsday: 13/13/13

[Gabby Hayes]

George Noory (aka Snoory), who brought Art Bell's fabled radio show to a sudden duh, was informed last night by Chatty Cathy (aka Glynis McCants - "The Numbers Lady&quot that doomsday has been canceled for 2012 because the numbers don't add up. Must be true, because Noory is already wondering when the next Doomsday will take place. Any suggestions?

In the meantime, here is NASA's take on the matter.......

http://www.nasa.gov/topics/earth/features/2012-guest.html

[Scootaloo]

1. Doomsday will come in a year that has more than ten digits

When Sol finally goes into its nova phase and our rocky crumb of a planet becomes so much iron plasma swirling around the dying core of a former sun. And the only person to witness it will be a lonely unnamed English doctor who...



NO, NO! ...Wrong, just wrong. God.

[Atman]

2. Well, if we hit the thirteenth month, I might worry.

Maybe not doomsday, but it would be interesting. What month would that be? Nextuary? Thirtember?

[a la izquierda]

3. Smarch.

Thank you Homer Simpson.

[deutsey]

4. I remember hearing a priest say once that he wasn't as concerned about the end of the world

as he was about the end of civilization, which he believed seemed more likely.