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http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/kremlin-names-trump-employee-of-the-month
[font size=5]Kremlin Names Trump Employee of the Month[/font]
By Andy Borowitz
MOSCOW (The Borowitz Report)—Capping an extraordinary year for the former television host, the Kremlin has named Donald J. Trump its Employee of the Month for December.
“No one has worked more tirelessly for the glory of the Fatherland than Donald Trump,” the Russian President Vladimir Putin said in an official statement. “He has set a high bar for all Kremlin employees, and for that, we salute him.”
To mark the honor, Trump’s name will be added to a plaque that hangs in the hallway outside the Kremlin’s H.R. office.
According to Kremlin sources, Trump faced tough competition in the Employee of the Month voting, besting both Syrian President Bashar al-Assad and ExxonMobil’s C.E.O., Rex Tillerson.
Speaking to reporters at his Mar-a-Lago estate, in Florida, Trump called the award “a tremendous honor, just tremendous.”
“Obama was President for eight years and he didn’t win this a single month,” he said. “Loser.”
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[font size=5]Putin to Sing at Trump Inauguration[/font]
[font size=5]Putin Agrees to Receive Intelligence Briefings in Trump’s Place[/font]
[font size=5]Trump to Split Time Between Trump Tower and Kremlin[/font]
[font size=5]Obama Signs Executive Order Requiring President of United States to Be Taxpayer[/font]
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