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TrollBuster9090

(5,954 posts)
Wed Jan 4, 2017, 03:06 AM Jan 2017

Assange Interview A Bust. Sad-Sack Hannity Went All The Way To London For Nothing.

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Poor old sad-sack Sean Hannity flew all the way to London to interview Julian Assange, in a pathetic and desperate attempt to get Assange to say Russian hacks were not the source of the Clinton leaks.

...and Assange wouldn't play ball. He refused to pick up any of the sound-bytes Hannity tried to spoon feed him. So sad. Try something else, pinhead.


Attempt 1:
Hannity tried for about 15 minutes to get Assange to state that Russia was not the source of his leaks, by asking "Did you get your information from Russia?" Even a flathead like Hannity knows State spy agencies distribute their information through third party 'cut outs.' So, he was hoping Assange would simply say 'no, I didn't get the information from Russia,' and he could feed that little sardine to his flat-headed viewers who are going schizoid over their candidate winning the election with an assist from the KGB.

No dice, dickhead! The most Assange would say was that he did not get his information from "a State." DUH! We all KNOW that! Nobody's claiming Putin showed up at the Embassy with a diplomatic pouch full of trash talk about Chelsae Clinton.

Attempt 2:
Hannity tried for another 15 minutes to get Assange to say that he got his information from a disgruntled Bernie supporter in the United States, and Assange wouldn't admit to that either.


Attempt 3:
Since Assange had already said that Russia was not the (DIRECT) source of the leaks, Hannity had fun building himself a little straw man. First saying that the Obama Administration "was telling everybody" that Wikileaks got their information from Russia, and asking him "if they're saying that, are they wrong/lying?" Should have been simple enough. C'mon, please Julian, give this poor doofus a break so he can go back to New York.

NOPE! Assange actually challenged his premis by saying "but they're NOT saying that." He went on to whine that the Obama Administration has never even MENTIONED Wikileaks, and only claims that the source of the HACK was from Russia. Obama never claimed Russia gave the hacked information DIRECTLY to wikileaks...so NO SOUNDBITE FOR YOU, dumbass.


Attempt 4:
Finally, Hannity tries desperately to get Assange to admit that "the source of your information was from INSIDE the United States." Thus, still trying to get his talking point that it was a disgruntled BERNIE supporter who hacked Podesta's emails.

Still no luck! Assange wouldn't say that either.

Too bad, so sad, Sean. Now go back to New York, and take your stupid little NERF FOOTBALL with you.




Sean Hannity
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UPDATE: OFFS!!!!!!!!

I wrote this yesterday, after the Hannity interview aired on Faux News to show that Assange didn't give Hannity the soundbyte he wanted. And, as such, only the STUPIDEST or the STUPIDEST of his viewers would think Hannity's interview confirmed that Russia was NOT the source of the hack.

Apparently TRUMP saw the interview too, and we can count him as one of Hannity's STUPIDEST viewers. Amazing....

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Assange Interview A Bust. Sad-Sack Hannity Went All The Way To London For Nothing. (Original Post) TrollBuster9090 Jan 2017 OP
K&R! Cha Jan 2017 #1
Ha Ha. Hannity pwned by a rapey cult leader. Maru Kitteh Jan 2017 #2
Nerf football! longship Jan 2017 #3
Come on... Eyeball_Kid Jan 2017 #4
But that not want the low IQ voters heard flying-skeleton Jan 2017 #5
Ha! JohnnyRingo Jan 2017 #6
Those two deserve each other. BainsBane Jan 2017 #7
I was actually hoping the U.K. police had a warrent out for Hannity's arrest for something... TrollBuster9090 Jan 2017 #10
"How do you get your hair to look so luxuriously natural, Julian?" Warren DeMontague Jan 2017 #8
Julian Assange looks like Jeremy Irons in 'The Time Machine.' So, his answer was... TrollBuster9090 Jan 2017 #9
R#17 I K for, good work!1 n/t UTUSN Jan 2017 #11
Thanks! nt TrollBuster9090 Jan 2017 #12
so sean flew all the way to england to help his buddy don spanone Jan 2017 #13

Eyeball_Kid

(7,432 posts)
4. Come on...
Wed Jan 4, 2017, 03:54 AM
Jan 2017

Hannity didn't give a whit about Assange. He flew to London because he was longing for a plateful of bangers.

TrollBuster9090

(5,954 posts)
10. I was actually hoping the U.K. police had a warrent out for Hannity's arrest for something...
Wed Jan 4, 2017, 05:06 PM
Jan 2017

And when he tried to leave he was greeted by a wall of London Metro police. Then he'd decide he couldn't leave, and he and Assange would spend the next 10 years as ROOM MATES!

Warren DeMontague

(80,708 posts)
8. "How do you get your hair to look so luxuriously natural, Julian?"
Wed Jan 4, 2017, 07:27 AM
Jan 2017

"No matter what i do to mine, it looks like a plastic bowl shellacked with turtle wax."


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TrollBuster9090

(5,954 posts)
9. Julian Assange looks like Jeremy Irons in 'The Time Machine.' So, his answer was...
Wed Jan 4, 2017, 05:04 PM
Jan 2017
"By living in an underground cave for a thousand years..."



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