Feeling a little ornery today - Let loose the hounds

[packman]

NOTE: The bottom of the cover "The Committee for a Better America"

[In_The_Wind]

1. I may learn to truly hate this year.

[CrispyQ]

2. I'm feelin' ornery, too!

[longship]

3. Perfect, CrispyQ!

The funerial director! (No typo here)

[packman]

4. That is really funny

My wife laughed and laughed and laughed.

[CrispyQ]

6. I love how she makes it a statement & not a question!

[Wounded Bear]

5. /Thread win...

[uponit7771]

7. +1

[HAB911]

8. Donald Trump's women problem

"I think that putting a wife to work is a very dangerous thing. If you're in business for yourself, I really think it's a bad idea. I think that was the single greatest cause of what happened to my marriage with Ivana," Trump said.

He said that he disliked hearing her "shouting on the phone" during contentious business deals.

"A softness disappeared. There was a great softness to Ivana, and she still has that softness, but during this period of time she became an executive not a wife," Trump had said.

Trump said that while he enjoyed "creating stars" -- which he said was "almost like creating a building" -- such as Maples, their professional obligations were frustrating.

"I have days where I think it's great. And I have days where, if I come home -- and I don't want to sound too much like a chauvinist -- but when I come home and dinner's not ready, I go through the roof," he said.
Donald Trump paid ex-wife in dresses

[avebury]

9. "when I come home and dinner's not ready, I go through the roof"

If Trump is as rich as he claims to be then he can hire a cook, maid and other household help.