I'm going to lose 50 pounds this month!

[left-of-center2012]

But like the GOP on Obamacare,
I'll postpone the final result for a couple years.

[Hortensis]

1. Have you considered marketing this weight loss program?

It sounds like a real winner. You don't even have to figure out to manage it until then.

[11 Bravo]

2. If Trump wants to lose 50 pounds of ugly fat, it's simple.

He should cut off his fucking head.

[unblock]

3. it is kinda like throwing out the clothes that fit now, buying new skinny clothes now,

and hoping to lose the weight to fit into the new clothes in two years.

[ShaquantaBrown]

4. Good Luck

But that's a lot for one month. I'm trying for 8. 2 pounds a week.

[Laffy Kat]

5. Umm, 8.2 sounds like a lot, too.

Maybe 8 - 10 a month more like it?