"Gross negligence by the Democratic National Committee allowed hacking to take place." Who's the aut

[uppityperson]

Not Borowitz.

https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/817579925771341825

Gross negligence by the Democratic National Committee allowed hacking to take place.The Republican National Committee had strong defense!

Edited to make sure you know I didn't write or believe this.

[LisaM]

1. Ummmm...didn't the RNC get hacked too?

Aside from this being victim blaming......

[uppityperson]

2. But, it's the Don!!!

How the fuck am I going to make it through even the next year without breaking something I hate seeing the smarmy face so much

[2naSalit]

5. I'm going to

take my guns out of storage and go to the firing range often. Black powder guns make a lot of noise and it might help muffling my intermittent screams of agony.

[uppityperson]

6. I know, I mean I am really trying hard to not hurt myself drinking or anything

Trying to maintain a sense of humor in bizzaro land. And avoid Hitler comparisons. But it's really difficult because the potential is so bad.

I've had the theory since being a teenager that humans have evolved technologically much faster than emotionally or socially and they would go extinct due to the actions of a few. But I've worked hard and helped people and the world with the hope I was just a pessimist.

Now? Not much hope for anything positive, just pain for so many.

[2naSalit]

9. I don't think I can bear to watch for long...

but shooting cans and targets with certain faces on them will at least give the appearance of fulfilling an urge that I can't describe here. Some of my friends have bigger guns I can use if mine aren't sufficient in producing the desired effect.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

7. And I'm sure Pooty Poot is holding it all back

Like Damocles sword over the head of the GOP.

[Liberal In Texas]

3. No.

The RNC material wasn't released.

The DNC was hacked by a stupid thing that you never do. And I suppose you could call it negligence. But he asked the IT guy and he was busy and said it was OK and yes, a stupid vulnerability.

But the Ruskies were coming at us from many different attack vectors. One was bound to hit.

[SlimJimmy]

11. It has also been reported that the DNC didn't allow the FBI to examine their server.

Is that correct? If so, I have to ask the obvious question ... why?

[herding cats]

4. That decides it.

There's no way I can survive the next 4 years sober. Since I don't live in a state where pot is legal, I'm going to have to become a drinker. Not the occasional cocktail with friends, or a glass of wine with dinner kind, either.

[uppityperson]

8. Come visit, pot is legal here in WA. And we've good alcohol too!

[herding cats]

10. Before the next 4 years are up don't be surprised if I remind of that offer.

It's going to be an extremely difficult transition. I'm going to need some support to make it out sane.

[SammyWinstonJack]

14. I live full time in a motorhome, I need to find a good rv park in Wa to reside in.

Currently in Nashville area.

[uppityperson]

15. If you are serious, post in the WA forum with ideas about what you're looking for

City, rural, mts, ocean, dry E, wet W, etc

[Crunchy Frog]

12. That's going to be the spin.

[sinkingfeeling]

13. I don't give a damn about the Con's opinions.