I won't be there.

[madamesilverspurs]

I won't be there for Trump's swearing-in.

But I'm totally on board for his swearing-at, dammit.


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[GP6971]

1. We don't have to be

we can just follow it on Twitter...NOT. Our TVs will be turned on to the international channels all day.

[keithbvadu2]

9. Twitter?

[handmade34]

2. probably

clean house or shovel the driveway... my TV will certainly not be on

[Different Drummer]

3. If I still had my gall bladder...

I would have scheduled it to be removed on that day.

[myohmy2]

4. "I won't be there."

...sorry, you can't escape...

...there's no place to hide on the planet where the 1% and their corp-tocracy won't find you and make you pay attention...I know, I've looked...

[baldguy]

5. Aw, c'mon. You don't need a special day to swear at 'em!

[needledriver]

6. FDT

[Kath2]

8. Can't be said enough, IMO.

[Kath2]

7. I'll be there the next day.

To protest this con man.