Not parody. He actually said this.

[kpete]

https://twitter.com/Amy_Siskind/status/819235637844996096?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

[pfitz59]

1. He still turned down the $2 Billion deal

with a dubious Dubai...

[unblock]

3. He *claims* he turned it down

With donnie, this likely means either that dubai turned him down, or that his kids will do the deal instead.

Also, it's likely nowhere near $2 billion.

[InAbLuEsTaTe]

6. It depends on what the meaning of "Donald Trump is" IS when the Fuhrer-Elect stated, in typical 3rd-person fashion: "Donald Trump is turning down the deal."

[SticksnStones]

8. HE Turned it down but it's fair game for Uday and Qusay, right?

Trump just has to stick his fingers in his ears and sing "la-la-la-la I can't hear you" whenever the boys stop by to visit dad in the white house.

I heard the sons are brushing up on pig latin so they can, in fact, talk when dad's in the room.

[Bettie]

9. Actually, just using complete sentences probably does the job

short attention span, you know.

No need for them to learn a new language...oily little psychopaths.

[yardwork]

2. Dictator.

[Cha]

4. He also said this..

"I don't recommend reforms – I recommend that people have some moral compass."

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=8463764

[InAbLuEsTaTe]

7. Both stupid and rich what the Fuhrer-Elect said at the piss conference.

[Gothmog]

5. Great cartoon

[dixiegrrrrl]

10. Actually, I remember Conway saying that right after the election.

Of course he probably thinks he came up with it when he said it.

[Wounded Bear]

11. Just channeling Nixon...