Um, what?

[BlueStater]

I don't think there's an existing translator in the world that could make sense of this gobbledygook.

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2017/1/16/1621116/-Trump-s-London-Times-transcript-What-he-said-vs-what-they-reported

"I looked at something, uh, I’m not allowed to show you because it’s classified – but, I just looked at Afghanistan and you look at the Taliban – and you take a look at every, every year its more, more, more, you know they have the different colours – and you say, you know – what’s going on?"

[GP6971]

1. I can't say it enoough times

that trumps is a putz is a gross understatement.

[chillfactor]

2. oh good god....

i don't think even the orange one knows what he said.

[Solly Mack]

3. I Know Words, I Have The Best Words

LMAO

[3catwoman3]

20. But his sentences...

...suck, bigly.

[Solly Mack]

21. lololol! They do!

[AgadorSparticus]

4. Maybe he had a stroke or something. He can't seem to complete a sentence.

I think there is a thought trying to escape from the rubble but....so hard to tell.

[HipChick]

6. I think he has Syphilis...

[AgadorSparticus]

8. Makes total sense.

[HipChick]

12. Late Onset Stage...

[lpbk2713]

16. That's something else he has in common with Hitler and Al Capone.

...

[HipChick]

17. Interesting...its not like we know anything about his health..

[SticksnStones]

18. In all seriousness, lately I've been wondering the same thing

All speculative but he does exhibit many of the symptoms of syphilis

[Cracklin Charlie]

5. He looked at it.

He can't read.
He can't comprehend complex issues.
He can't keep classified information to himself.
He can't speak coherently.
He can't stop insulting, literally, everyone.

It sucks to have to watch the trainwreck.

[Jacob Boehme]

7. Sheesh. What's wrong with everyone, it's really easy to understand..

.... after you snort a couple of lines.

[Maru Kitteh]

19. And suffer a couple concussions, and maybe

some kind of hallucinogen.

[JHan]

9. Trump doesn't read and has a low IQ.

He's incoherent because he has no core set values, principles or beliefs ( any beliefs he possesses feature TRUMP). He sees his win as validation that all he's done so far must be right, so he won't improve himself. But he can't bullshit artist his way on the world stage. He will be outwitted on the world stage, heck he's already a global embarrassment.

[Maru Kitteh]

23. Agreed. When they stuck him on a teleprompter, it was at a 3rd-4th grade reading level

at best, and he STILL had a terrible time with it, even though they stuck to short, simple words that he uses all the time.

When people argue that he must smart cause, you know, money - I really want to throw something. Al Capone made a lot of money too, but it was because he was depraved and brutal, but still came across to many as charming.

Capone and Trump seem to share many qualities, a slightly sub-par IQ, gaudy tastes, infatuated with celebrity and cheering crowds, superficially charming, surrounded by yes-men, affinity for hookers, paying off courts and law enforcement, love/hate relationship with the media, and an obsession with physical appearance and presentation.

[JHan]

28. Yep. His bully-thug behavior is also probably why he likes Putin so much.

[Tanuki]

10. Good God, he makes Sarah Palin look like a Rhodes Scholar. eom

[Wellstone ruled]

11. Holy Hannaha,

you go to be kidding,not,this is the 45th President. Oh my goodness.

[Freethinker65]

13. OMG...

[sarcasmo]

14. Trump makes W look like a genius.

[SammyWinstonJack]

27. Indeed.

[neverforget]

15. "they have the different colors" But do they have Orange?

How long until Red Don spews a bunch of Top Secret information? You know, "accidentally" to help Putin, his bestest bud evah.

[world wide wally]

22. What exactly does this say about America?

A short history of the USA in the 21st century:

From idiot to scholar to another idiot

[Buckeye_Democrat]

24. Stop covering for Trump and making him seem literate, journalists!

Why is the London Times doing that?

Oh, never mind. It leans to the right.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Times

[wishstar]

26. I have heard ABC news paraphrasing and expanding his tweets so he sounds more literate

They have actually simultaneously showed the tweet while newscaster states what he tweeted, but the announcer's version is a more lucid complete statement, not what the actual tweet shows

[onethatcares]

25. I hear Joe Pesci in Goodfellas

everytime he opens his mouth,

[JTFrog]

29. Worse than Palinese. nt