Petty Gripe: That fucking coat. I gotta believe that thing smells like cheap cologne.

[Stinky The Clown]

It looks like it was tailored by a tent maker.

I hope he has a fleet of them. He's been wearing them from forever.

The coat was favored by the New York wise guys who frequented The Rainbow Room in the 70s and 80s.

Don't the buttons work?

He's the fucking president. Can't he at least button it instead of letting that dog dick tie tickle his tiny dick?

Yes, this is petty, but to my eye it is like nails on a chalkboard. He's such an uncouth lout.

[catbyte]

1. Come on, now. Everybody knows that he's the YUUGGGGEST, wisest wise guy there ever wuz...

A slob both inside and out.

[C_U_L8R]

2. and that clownishly long tie

Seriously Trump?

[Generic Brad]

7. He wouldn't last long as a farm worker or operating a punch press

That tie would get caught in a lot of machinery.

[sheshe2]

10. Does he only have one tie?

I thought his child workers in Bangladesh, or where ever made his ties. Can he afford only one?

[brush]

15. Now, now. Don't put too much strain on his ability to handled complex things

He knows repugs wear red ties, therefore he wears red ties.

Too many choices in ties equals too many decisions to make.

Not good.

[sheshe2]

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[Foo Fighter]

3. More important than that

Melania's hand is bigger than his.

Sad. So sad.

And why the hell does he look so mad? Gee, if being President makes you that mad, just resign already and get it over with.

Oh, and take Pence with you.

[Sparkly]

5. LOL

I was wondering that, too!

[SammyWinstonJack]

12. And Take Ryan with you, also

[jmowreader]

17. I think he's pissed Congress fucked up his whole day's plans

I will ALWAYS believe Trump wanted the Obamacare repeal bill to be through both houses of Congress so he could sign it at the inauguration, during his speech. (The fact you can't repeal a bill that complex in two weeks' time is immaterial. Trump wants the impossible.)

[hedda_foil]

4. I think he's outgrown the coat and won't admit it.

He's put on more weight since election day. Stress eating?

[Ellen Forradalom]

6. The tailor was given alternative measurements.

[Chellee]

8. LOL!

[Turn CO Blue]

9. And he tapes his ties with Scotch tape

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/trump-tie-inauguration-scotch-tape_us_58837f78e4b0e3a735693611

Trump’s Tie Was Held Together With Tape At The Inauguration
It wasn’t the first time he rocked the tape-tie.
01/21/2017 11:19 am ET | Updated 1 day ago

In December, then-president-elect Donald Trump got a lot of flak after a photographer and an unfortunate breeze revealed that he held his tie together with sticky tape.


New photos from Friday’s inauguration reveal that the tape was not a one-time sartorial decision. The billionaire once again opted for holding his tie together with tape as he was sworn in to be president of the United States.




Ugh - I know how you feel, and I don't care if it's irrational, but every single thing that man does is like nails on a chalkboard to me as well.

[mopinko]

11. he cant afford a fucking tie clip?

wtf? that's insane. i'm sorry.
really, is that all the respect he has for his office that he would show up to his inauguration w a fucking taped together tie.

yea, it is petty. but people show us who they are in little ways.

[Doreen]

13. I am not looking at his coat ( sorry ) but that smirk on

his wife's face. He does not look happy but she does. Something is running through her mind.

[Grammy23]

14. Maybe he needs to get some tips on dressing

from Steve Harvey. He often adjusts ties of contestants on Family Feud. Bet he'd be glad to help tRump out with his wardrobe issues.

[Warren DeMontague]

16. Maybe he's going for the "sorcerer's apprentice" look