Ok...now. I am drinking...and I don't drink.

[Frogg]

[larry budwell]

1. Try this instead

Cannabis, it's better for you.

[Dem2]

4. I wish

Getting a drink myself now.

[Crunchy Frog]

13. I can't handle cannabis. I've been drinking more than usual too, though still not much.

I guess I'm entitled today, since it's my birthday.

[mnmoderatedem]

2. I tipped a few last night, so taking it easy tonight.

I fully understand your sentiment though.

each day after listening to Herr Trump, there are more than enough reasons to embibe.

[66ty6]

3. Roses are blue, violets are pink

immediately after the thirteenth drink.

[Maru Kitteh]

12. cute, lol.

Welcome to DU

[Frogg]

5. Oh yes, should have said I have moved from toke to drink

[Doreen]

6. Both drinking and cannibis sound good right now.

I wish I could afford them. I have been sitting here actually crying today as I watch the news and read articles and talk to you all.

[briv1016]

8. Learned the hard way not to mix those.

Maybe I'm a lightweight.

[Doreen]

10. Yeah, that is bad but I wish I could afford one of them.

[mainer]

7. I do drink. But I'm drinking more.

This is getting worse every day.

[longship]

9. I fell on the ice and twisted the hell out of my right knee last week.

Ibuprofen and suitable liquid muscle relaxant have been my routine since. I pulled a ligament, I think.

Since 8 Nov the muscle relaxant has been my friend, sans physical injury.

[grantcart]

11. We may have to sign up for lessons.

[sweetapogee]

14. say it loud...

say it plowed